Original euphemism 4 what U would do to the person above

DawnVanSlim

I'd be your favorite toy on Christmas morning, and let you play with me for hours.

spud_chick

I'd make you a tea cozy out of the leftover yarn from my recent a**less chaps project

Feisty_Red

I'd beat you until you were fluffy? :laugh:

RobfromLakewood

since I'm on the computer, can I introduce my hardware to your software?

spud_chick

I'd butter your waffles in a lingering and age-appropriate fashion (you're both cute and as old as me!)

I'd beat you until you were fluffy? :laugh:

I'm already pretty fluffy at least nobody has said anything about gouging my 'eyes' out!

DawnVanSlim

I'd let you shizzle my nizzle.

GorillaEsq

I'd let you shizzle my nizzle.

I'd let you violate my federally protected copyrights.

DawnVanSlim

I'd let you snack on my Hershey kisses.

GorillaEsq

I'd totally invade your candy dish.

DawnVanSlim

I'd let you put your fingers in my cookie jar.

RMLMoore

I'd butter your muffin.

GorillaEsq

I'd bend you over, and audit your account.

DawnVanSlim

I'd cash your check and deposit it into my account.

RobfromLakewood

Baby, you make my banana cream

LauraMacNCheese

I'd flip your pancakes

livitup85

I'd toss THAT salad

GorillaEsq

I'd eighty your five.

MikeyD1280

I'd toss THAT salad

Id poker in the front and Liquor in the rear

LauraMacNCheese

I'd taste your rainbow

Peezy4President

i'd sip your syrup