If you were a Transformer....

Charlie003
Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
edited January 2 in Chit-Chat
What would you want to transform into and why?

Replies

  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    Into a 3 blade razor, and shave off your god awful body fur.

    I hope you take offense to that!
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Into a 3 blade razor, and shave off your god awful body fur.

    I hope you take offense to that!

    No offence bro. It is an affliction I haved lived with since forever.
  • n0ob
    n0ob Posts: 2,390 Member
    Into a 3 blade razor, and shave off your god awful body fur.

    I hope you take offense to that!

    you could have chosen vibrator and yet you would shave charlie?...
  • hoppinglark
    hoppinglark Posts: 213 Member
    Helicopter.
    I was a CH-46 crewchief in the Marine Corps and I miss being in the air.
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    Into a 3 blade razor, and shave off your god awful body fur.

    I hope you take offense to that!

    No offence bro. It is an affliction I haved lived with since forever.

    I give him 6/10 for trying.

    But that means, Zachatta, you would be running your blades up and down his body. Moving along every curve, going places where the sun doesnt dare see, making him smooth as a baby's *kitten*. Your blades gracefully skimming across his skin as his hair gets caught between your blade.

    Who really loses out here?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Into a 3 blade razor, and shave off your god awful body fur.

    I hope you take offense to that!

    you could have chosen vibrator and yet you would shave charlie?...

    :laugh: *WIN*
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    I'd go for a popcorn maker.
  • beernpizza
    beernpizza Posts: 431 Member
    A TV.

    ETA: I cant be the only girl who's married to a guy that would rather watch tv than do other things...
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member

    I give him 6/10 for trying.

    But that means, Zachatta, you would be running your blades up and down his body. Moving along every curve, going places where the sun doesnt dare see, making him smooth as a baby's *kitten*. Your blades gracefully skimming across his skin as his hair gets caught between your blade.

    Who really loses out here?

    Oh Lord, i might need a do over on this one.

    You win this time Charlie.
  • Tw1zzler
    Tw1zzler Posts: 583
    V-22 Osprey.. they are just cool!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    HCG. So I can kill everyone.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Into a 3 blade razor, and shave off your god awful body fur.

    I hope you take offense to that!

    No offence bro. It is an affliction I haved lived with since forever.

    I give him 6/10 for trying.

    But that means, Zachatta, you would be running your blades up and down his body. Moving along every curve, going places where the sun doesnt dare see, making him smooth as a baby's *kitten*. Your blades gracefully skimming across his skin as his hair gets caught between your blade.

    Who really loses out here?


    Too funny!
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    Into a 3 blade razor, and shave off your god awful body fur.

    I hope you take offense to that!

    No offence bro. It is an affliction I haved lived with since forever.

    I give him 6/10 for trying.

    But that means, Zachatta, you would be running your blades up and down his body. Moving along every curve, going places where the sun doesnt dare see, making him smooth as a baby's *kitten*. Your blades gracefully skimming across his skin as his hair gets caught between your blade.

    Who really loses out here?

    It may be Charlie. Zachatta might really want to caress Charlie's goods.
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    Into a 3 blade razor, and shave off your god awful body fur.

    I hope you take offense to that!

    No offence bro. It is an affliction I haved lived with since forever.

    I give him 6/10 for trying.

    But that means, Zachatta, you would be running your blades up and down his body. Moving along every curve, going places where the sun doesnt dare see, making him smooth as a baby's *kitten*. Your blades gracefully skimming across his skin as his hair gets caught between your blade.

    Who really loses out here?

    It may be Charlie. Zachatta might really want to caress Charlie's goods.

    THE PLOT THICKENS!

    (que daytime drama organ DUN DUUUUN)
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    I change my answer.

    I want to transform into Kettle Balls.
  • GRIMLOCK

    Because he's one of the strongest
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    I'd have to say a crotch rocket so that I can be ridden a lot!
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    I change my answer.

    I want to transform into Kettle Balls.


    lol
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    Into Optimus FINE!!! :glasses:

    Optimus-Fine.jpg
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Harrier
    harrier.jpg
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    IF I COULD DATE A TRANSFORMER IT WOULD BE OPTIMUS PRIME!!!!

    Sorry. I was a wee bit excited.

    If I WAS a Transformer I'd transform into a Lambourgini Diablo!!! Sweetest. Car. EVER!
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    I would be an F-18 Hornet - AWESOMENESS!!! The power, the thrust, oh gimme shivers thinkin about it
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    Bump!

    I need to keep this ALIVE!
  • super_monty
    super_monty Posts: 419 Member
    A squat rack, no matter what gym you go to there is a shortage of them.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    A squat rack, no matter what gym you go to there is a shortage of them.

    :laugh: :heart:

    I'd be the printing press that prints legal currency. :wink:
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Bump
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    Bermp
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    A jet. I've got a few places id like to get to quick like. And they're pretty sexy with their sleek lines
  • xo_Sarah_xo
    xo_Sarah_xo Posts: 308 Member
    Just found this and had to share it somewhere!

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  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    Into Optimus FINE!!! :glasses:

    Optimus-Fine.jpg

    This wins, close the thread! :laugh:
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