Top Joke of all time #3

RachelSRoach1
RachelSRoach1 Posts: 435 Member
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''Dyslexic man walks into a bra'

lol

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  • gbbhey
    gbbhey Posts: 188
    a man using apple maps walks into a bar. Or a school. Or a hospital. No one can really know for sure...
  • gbbhey
    gbbhey Posts: 188
    Where does the scientologist keep his coffee mug?

    In his L Ron Cupboard
  • gbbhey
    gbbhey Posts: 188
    How much does a hipster weigh?

    An Instagram!
  • RachelSRoach1
    RachelSRoach1 Posts: 435 Member
    I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said, ''Are you two an item?''
  • RachelSRoach1
    RachelSRoach1 Posts: 435 Member
    Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here''
  • sherrirb
    sherrirb Posts: 1,649 Member
    Why was Tigger playing in the toilet?





    He was looking for Pooh
  • nursepent
    nursepent Posts: 8
    I am trying to post on the Tigger joke but cant seem to do it, but I think it just too cute!!!
  • mrtoaster
    mrtoaster Posts: 90 Member
    Hippos kill nearly 3000 people every year.This proves that even animals can be ridiculously over sensitive about their weight.
  • Murf1968
    Murf1968 Posts: 315 Member
    My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning.

    I love felt tips.
  • mrtoaster
    mrtoaster Posts: 90 Member
    At a recent job interview:

    What would you consider to be your main weaknesses and strengths?

    Well my main weakness would be my issues with reality, telling what's real from what's not.

    And your strengths?

    I'm Batman.
  • RachelSRoach1
    RachelSRoach1 Posts: 435 Member
    My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning.

    I love felt tips.

    LOL I laughed out loud at while everyone was still asleep for this one... And the Batman.. lol
  • Charabbidan
    Charabbidan Posts: 24 Member
    There are two ducks in a pond.

    One says quack

    The other responds "I was about to say that!"

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