Do I have D.I.D.?

gingerjen7

I was reading a thread and noticed the same old blah blah blah from one poster who always makes me roll my eyes. I decided that rather than strain my eye muscles, I would just ignore this person. So I click on "Ignore User" and it pops up saying "You can't ignore your own posts." WHA???? I had no idea that I've been posting stuff that's so annoying to me all over MFP. It's really amazing, though, that MFP would know that even though the user name and picture is different from mine, that it's me. And now the worst part is, I tried ignoring other people and it turns out that they are all me too. Or I am them. I am everybody! My mind is blown.

TylerJ76

Wait.
What?

MissKalhan

You see the things you hate in yourself through others? MPF is a strange strange world haha

dumbbanana

Hmmm. It worked just fine when I ignored you.

gingerjen7

Hmmm. It worked just fine when I ignored you.

Of course it does, because I'm the only one that's real. You're just a figment of my ill mind. Probably nothing in the world around you is real; I probably made all that up too. Or maybe the world around you is real, but the people in it aren't. Or maybe the other people are and just you aren't. I'm not really sure; I've never been mentally ill before. Or maybe I have and I just didn't know it.

FabMrFox

Well I just have to say that we agree with us

jplord

Can't we talk about linear algebra or vector calculus or John Cage versus Frank Zappa instead of this wierd intellectual stuff you come up with?

lwagnitz

Dissociative identity disorder is extremely extremely extremely rare. Hense extremely.

However, MFP has it's ways

UsedToBeHusky

Don't you know...


We aren't real... we are just figments of Brett's imagination!

robin52077

None of this is real...it is all a dream within a dream...Inception style...

Charlie003

I call dids on being the id!

_Bob_

I'm from the dark side of your imagination.

you know the side you always visit but never admit to it.

SammyPacks

o_o

gingerjen7

Can't we talk about linear algebra or vector calculus or John Cage versus Frank Zappa instead of this wierd intellectual stuff you come up with?

Are you saying I didn't come up with linear algebra?

hughtwalker

I didn't know that D.I.D. didn't have to be Defence in Depth.
I do know

MFP is an education. I nearly didn't come. I'm glad I did.

MrDude_1

So before this goes any further, do you believe in loop quantum gravity or string theory??

hughtwalker

How long is the piece of string?

gingerjen7

So before this goes any further, do you believe in loop quantum gravity or string theory??

The only "quantum" this personality knows about it Quantum Leap. But I don't believe in dinosaurs and I do believe that osteoporosis is just evolution preparing us to fly (you know, because birds have hollow bones), if that helps.

EatClean_WashUrNuts

elenathegreat

I was reading a thread and noticed the same old blah blah blah from one poster who always makes me roll my eyes. I decided that rather than strain my eye muscles, I would just ignore this person. So I click on "Ignore User" and it pops up saying "You can't ignore your own posts." WHA???? I had no idea that I've been posting stuff that's so annoying to me all over MFP. It's really amazing, though, that MFP would know that even though the user name and picture is different from mine, that it's me. And now the worst part is, I tried ignoring other people and it turns out that they are all me too. Or I am them. I am everybody! My mind is blown.

It is because you are a ginger, therefore you have no soul...duh.

TDub83

Hmmm. It worked just fine when I ignored you.

Of course it does, because I'm the only one that's real. You're just a figment of my ill mind. Probably nothing in the world around you is real; I probably made all that up too. Or maybe the world around you is real, but the people in it aren't. Or maybe the other people are and just you aren't. I'm not really sure; I've never been mentally ill before. Or maybe I have and I just didn't know it.

INCEPTION THEME MUSIC

gingerjen7

Hmmm. It worked just fine when I ignored you.

Of course it does, because I'm the only one that's real. You're just a figment of my ill mind. Probably nothing in the world around you is real; I probably made all that up too. Or maybe the world around you is real, but the people in it aren't. Or maybe the other people are and just you aren't. I'm not really sure; I've never been mentally ill before. Or maybe I have and I just didn't know it.

INCEPTION THEME MUSIC

This is far more like Identity than Inception. Soon we will all be stranded at an isolated location and someone will have to start killing the others. It doesn't have to be me...but it could be! After all, I don't really want to be killed by one of my multiple personalities. If I created you and you killed me, wouldn't you also be killing yourself?

TDub83

Hmmm. It worked just fine when I ignored you.

Of course it does, because I'm the only one that's real. You're just a figment of my ill mind. Probably nothing in the world around you is real; I probably made all that up too. Or maybe the world around you is real, but the people in it aren't. Or maybe the other people are and just you aren't. I'm not really sure; I've never been mentally ill before. Or maybe I have and I just didn't know it.

INCEPTION THEME MUSIC

This is far more like Identity than Inception. Soon we will all be stranded at an isolated location and someone will have to start killing the others. It doesn't have to be me...but it could be! After all, I don't really want to be killed by one of my multiple personalities. If I created you and you killed me, wouldn't you also be killing yourself?

*cue Pruitt Taylor Vince's involuntary eye movements*

CarSidDar

there is an ignore button???? where ?????

gingerjen7

there is an ignore button???? where ?????

Click on the arrow next to a posters name in a forum and then select "Ignore User" but it only works if you're not me, which you aren't, by which I mean you are not NOT me, as we've established.