Help me Mooby-Wan Kenoobi. You’re my only hope.

_skittybang
_skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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Need someone to fantasize about while making love to your mediocre SO?
Have you wanted to feel "the force" in your "death star"?

Then you must add ♦DarthFalchion♦

These moobs are not for noobs - so proceed with caution.

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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    OMG Skitty and Darth in the same forum post....

    this is gonna be AWESOME....

    let the pimpage begin!
  • DarthFalchion
    DarthFalchion Posts: 173
    i have you now!
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    That Skitty is really good at marketing.
  • DarthFalchion
    DarthFalchion Posts: 173
    That Skitty is really good at marketing.

    i agree!
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    That Skitty is really good at marketing.

    Thought she was in accounting?

    Darth made me the man I am today. It was with his guidance that I lost the weight and laughed my way through it. I owe it all to Darth.


    Ok am I done now?
  • KatKisses
    KatKisses Posts: 296 Member
    Already got him......I fantasize daily! :love:
  • DarthFalchion
    DarthFalchion Posts: 173
    That Skitty is really good at marketing.

    Thought she was in accounting?

    Darth made me the man I am today. It was with his guidance that I lost the weight and laughed my way through it. I owe it all to Darth.


    Ok am I done now?

    brett.. I knew i had an effect.. but that one.. was not the one i was thinking.. i thought it had to do with the merkin..
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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  • DarthFalchion
    DarthFalchion Posts: 173
    Already got him......I fantasize daily! :love:

    just daily? thats like once in 24 hours.. there should be at least twice a day.. or twelve times a day..
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Skitty, YOU ROCK!
  • DarthFalchion
    DarthFalchion Posts: 173
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    well... it is leia..
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    That Skitty is really good at marketing.

    Thought she was in accounting?

    Darth made me the man I am today. It was with his guidance that I lost the weight and laughed my way through it. I owe it all to Darth.


    Ok am I done now?

    (slips you a 50) Done like dinner...

    me however...i'm going to be whoring up this joint for a while....

    i owe Darth HUGE....damn that gambling....
  • DarthFalchion
    DarthFalchion Posts: 173
    That Skitty is really good at marketing.

    Thought she was in accounting?

    Darth made me the man I am today. It was with his guidance that I lost the weight and laughed my way through it. I owe it all to Darth.


    Ok am I done now?

    (slips you a 50) Done like dinner...

    me however...i'm going to be whoring up this joint for a while....

    i owe Darth HUGE....damn that gambling....

    I always have my ace in the hole!
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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  • DarthFalchion
    DarthFalchion Posts: 173
    All the moobs of fat Albert.. and the dominating nature of grey. And his 50 shades.. add me!


    IM OLD GREGGGGG!!!
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    If only you hadn't broken MFP...
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    That Skitty is really good at marketing.

    Thought she was in accounting?

    Darth made me the man I am today. It was with his guidance that I lost the weight and laughed my way through it. I owe it all to Darth.


    Ok am I done now?

    (slips you a 50) Done like dinner...

    me however...i'm going to be whoring up this joint for a while....

    i owe Darth HUGE....damn that gambling....

    I always have my ace in the hole!

    which one...suicide row or the pleasure canal?

    it's an important question...it totally defines the nature of the ace.....
  • DarthFalchion
    DarthFalchion Posts: 173
    bump! bump!

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  • jen_bd6
    jen_bd6 Posts: 501 Member
    Greatest........thread......... ever :smokin:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    There is just so much here that I love. emoticon-in-love.gif
  • DarthFalchion
    DarthFalchion Posts: 173
    There is just so much here that I love. emoticon-in-love.gif

    like?
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    You had me a Moob... and then there was Star Wars...

    So I have to agree with Jen...
  • norcal_yogi
    norcal_yogi Posts: 675 Member
    LOL!!
  • karag413
    karag413 Posts: 32 Member
    This might be the best post I have seen yet. And yes, I will be adding you Darth. Bow ties ARE fabulous, wibbly wobbly, timey wimey ones at that. :)
  • DarthFalchion
    DarthFalchion Posts: 173
    This might be the best post I have seen yet. And yes, I will be adding you Darth. Bow ties ARE fabulous, wibbly wobbly, timey wimey ones at that. :)

    its because..

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  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    just don't replaced Darth's light saber with a flashlight.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    just don't replaced Darth's light saber with a flashlight.

    that would be bad...it gets lost a lot easier that way....those flashlights MAY BE slightly chubbier but they are so short....
  • StyxxandStones
    StyxxandStones Posts: 120
    just don't replaced Darth's light saber with a flashlight.

    A flesh light, however, may come in handy. :heart: you, darth.

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