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  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Is Elvis coming out for Holloween?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
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    Would you believe that I'm not doing anything for H'ween this year?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
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    Don't you know it's weird not to do anything for halloween? why do your farts smell like crayons?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    You don't want any treats?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    It's not a fart, it's the intestine blowing you a kiss

    How funny is that?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Where have you been Mandi?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Do you think it better if it used a mint?

    Work is such a distraction some days, Shiela... will you ever forgive me?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
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    I get treats from my kid's bags under the guise of "inspecting for razorblades"; don't you do that?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
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    Is that what happened to all my candy as a child?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Yes I completely understand dear. Just want you to know you are missed.

    There is a nasty smell in the air here, and would you believe some of the ladies blamed me for it because they saw I had beans for lunch? I swear it was not me this time.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Aren't you a doll?! *muah*

    Lol, that's funny... have I told you I keep a fart box and flarp in my desk? Sometimes when I see someone coming, I pull it out and put it under my desk and let it rip while they are in mid sentence...

    Can I give you a high five for that Shannon since I'm in the same club? Can I log my trick or treat walk tomorrow night?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    good evening...anyone for a dance?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Aren't I always dancing?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Want to tango? Will you put on a costime for your Halloween walk?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Ooo, I love a good tango! Isn't it a bit too chilly to wear a M. Monroe dress outside?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Why didn't you sing me happy birthday wearing that dress?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Shall I also call you Mr. President? ;)
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
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    Did I hear some one talking about my boys and their berries? :laugh:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    Shall I also call you Mr. President? ;)

    will you bring me a cigar too?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
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    Do you like mild?

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