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  • NickDHussin
    NickDHussin Posts: 348
    I have balloons but no water, any suggestions?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Those aren't balloons, are those condoms?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Will you excuse me for a while so I can balance my work?

    Mind if I sit here and watch you?

    Don't you think if you helped me I could get this done faster?

    *puts out hands* Where do you want these?

    *hand over a stack of papers* Can you just add up the credits then the debits? Do it twice and make sure you come out with the same total, k?

    Will that earn me credits? If I make you a bra out of ten key paper, will you wear it for me?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Ever use a latex glove?
  • NickDHussin
    NickDHussin Posts: 348
    Those aren't balloons, are those condoms?
    Looks like I grabbed the wrong bag, can you blame me?
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    Do you know how it feels to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes? :sad:
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Where's my coffee, new guy?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will that earn me credits? If I make you a bra out of ten key paper, will you wear it for me?

    How could I not? Promise not to take pics though?
  • NickDHussin
    NickDHussin Posts: 348
    Where's my coffee, new guy?
    If I tell you will you promise to grab the cup with your teeth?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Ever use a latex glove?

    Why do I have reason to believe there is a funny story behind this question? LOL I won't ask, ok?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you know how it feels to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes? :sad:

    Is there anything I can do to cheer you up?
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    Is there anything I can do to cheer you up?
    Show me your face? :blushing:
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Where's my coffee, new guy?
    If I tell you will you promise to grab the cup with your teeth?

    Which cup are we talking about here?
  • NickDHussin
    NickDHussin Posts: 348
    Which cup are we talking about here?
    Well I was holding a coffee cup for you on my lap...is that what we are talking about?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will this one work, or is the my halo glowing to bright?
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    Will this one work, or is the my halo glowing to bright?
    Yes, will you come home and stop this pain tonight?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What is this pain of which you speak?
  • 31993703
    31993703 Posts: 1,144
    What is this pain of which you speak?
    Why won't this day at work be over with? :drinker:
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Well I was holding a coffee cup for you on my lap...is that what we are talking about?

    That's pretty hot coffee for you to be holding it like that, don't you think?
  • NickDHussin
    NickDHussin Posts: 348
    That's pretty hot coffee for you to be holding it like that, don't you think?
    Then why are you letting it sit there for so long?? :sad:

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