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  • bkw2488
    bkw2488 Posts: 190 Member
    Not every man runs out on his family, right?
    Didn't Maury say I'm NOT the father?

    Can we test him again? ---110 % sure!! Can we just test every man on Mfp??
  • BaneOfMFPsExistence
    BaneOfMFPsExistence Posts: 210
    Can you blame me?
    Why must you always use the wrong verb?
  • BaneOfMFPsExistence
    BaneOfMFPsExistence Posts: 210
    Can we test him again? ---110 % sure!! Can we just test every man on Mfp??
    Are you not aware that I AM 157% SURE I'M NOT THE FATHER?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    How can you be so sure, Bane?
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Why doesn't the OP know when not to use an apostrophe
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why doesn't the OP know when not to use an apostrophe
    Really? That's the best question you could come up with?
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Why doesn't the OP know when not to use an apostrophe
    Really? That's the best question you could come up with?
    Is there a better one?
  • coffee_rocks
    coffee_rocks Posts: 275 Member
    Is it quitting time yet?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why doesn't the OP know when not to use an apostrophe
    Really? That's the best question you could come up with?
    Is there a better one?

    Do you know how many times people have busted my balls on that? gah
  • BaneOfMFPsExistence
    BaneOfMFPsExistence Posts: 210
    Why doesn't the OP know when not to use an apostrophe
    Is it grammatically ironic that you asked that question, whilst forgetting to close your sentence with a question mark?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is it quitting time yet?

    Less than an hour, how about you?
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Why doesn't the OP know when not to use an apostrophe
    Is it grammatically ironic that you asked that question, whilst forgetting to close your sentence with a question mark?

    Yes?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can we just say the questions own this thread?
  • coffee_rocks
    coffee_rocks Posts: 275 Member
    Is it quitting time yet?

    Less than an hour, how about you?

    9 minutes...
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you know how warm and fuzzy it feels when the big guy has your back?
  • BaneOfMFPsExistence
    BaneOfMFPsExistence Posts: 210
    Um, pursuant the title, wouldn't the Question own the Only?
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Do you know how warm and fuzzy it feels when the big guy has your back?

    Do you know I'm a big guy with a warm and fuzzy back?
  • BaneOfMFPsExistence
    BaneOfMFPsExistence Posts: 210
    Do you know how warm and fuzzy it feels when the big guy has your back?
    Did you not get the memo? You're mine.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will you be my Only?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you know how warm and fuzzy it feels when the big guy has your back?

    Do you know I'm a big guy with a warm and fuzzy back?

    Need me to wax that for you?
  • BaneOfMFPsExistence
    BaneOfMFPsExistence Posts: 210
    Will you be my Only?
    Gah, why are you smothering me? (haha)
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Thanks guys ha ha

    I guess i have finally figured out how to let go of things that are toxic and just keep moving forward... hot co worker definitely helps with that :bigsmile:

    Bane you are new... did you know that bane is my ONLY favorite batman character?
  • BaneOfMFPsExistence
    BaneOfMFPsExistence Posts: 210
    Do you know how warm and fuzzy it feels when the big guy has your back?

    Do you know I'm a big guy with a warm and fuzzy back?

    Need me to wax that for you?
    Um, ew?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will you be my Only?
    Gah, why are you smothering me? (haha)

    Sorry, were my thighs to tight? :laugh:
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    Do you know how warm and fuzzy it feels when the big guy has your back?

    Do you know I'm a big guy with a warm and fuzzy back?

    Need me to wax that for you?

    Why is it that Wax On/Wax Off is funnier than Jacket On/Jacket Off? (RIP Pat Morita)
  • BaneOfMFPsExistence
    BaneOfMFPsExistence Posts: 210
    Bane you are new... did you know that bane is my ONLY favorite batman character?
    I am? I don't strike you as somewhat of a Gorilla?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Do you know how much I abhor busy Fridays? :grumble:
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    what is so funny about wax on/wax off? i found the novelty of that wore off years ago....
  • BaneOfMFPsExistence
    BaneOfMFPsExistence Posts: 210
    Do you know how much I abhor busy Fridays? :grumble:
    Did she just call me an ab *kitten*?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you whoreing for abs? Do I have the wrong profile pic up?
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