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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did I mention I am eating an apple? And yes, I am sucking the juice after each bite.

    *licking my lips*
  • pixietoes
    pixietoes Posts: 1,591 Member
    Who would fail to enjoy such a treat?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did I mention I am eating an apple? And yes, I am sucking the juice after each bite.

    *licking my lips*

    See, so I am not the only one??
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Why is it that every time I leave the thread, when I walk back in it smells like farts?
    How many times do I have to apologize??


    Have you tried dryer sheets in your underwear?
    No? Why would I want my balls to smell like lilacs and Tide?

    Could that make them more inviting?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    If you were allowed to punch one person a day, would take the opportunity?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Would his lilac smelling balls then go nicely with his lavendar gym?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Who would fail to enjoy such a treat?

    See no evil?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Good lord? Lilac? What the hell happened to "new car smell"?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    If you were allowed to punch one person a day, would take the opportunity?

    Does a bear *kitten* in the woods?

    Were you waiting for that?
  • Murf1968
    Murf1968 Posts: 315 Member
    Good lord? Lilac? What the hell happened to "new car smell"?
    The new car is still full of the suicidal spiders, did you not get the memo?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Wouldn't lilac smell be preferable to the usual gorilla-*kitten* smell?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    If you were allowed to punch one person a day, would take the opportunity?
    Only one? I can do that before my first cup of coffee.
  • ShreddedTweet
    ShreddedTweet Posts: 1,326 Member
    This is so stupid, are you all really this bored???
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    If you were allowed to punch one person a day, would take the opportunity?
    Only one? I can do that before my first cup of coffee.

    Every day?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Wouldn't lilac smell be preferable to the usual gorilla-*kitten* smell?
    Don't fight your feelings. Those are called "pheromones." How youuuu doooin?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    This is so stupid, are you all really this bored???

    Do you have nothing better to do with your time than to question what we do with ours, Princess?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Wouldn't lilac smell be preferable to the usual gorilla-*kitten* smell?
    Don't fight your feelings. Those are called "pheromones." How youuuu doooin?

    Do I see a testosterone war coming on?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    This is so stupid, are you all really this bored???
    Did you guys know that ShrededTweet is not reading this stupid thread, and she is ignoring everything that we say, and just in case you didn't know she's giving us the silent treatment, she's going to constantly remind us that she's ignoring us, and not reading anything we post, because she's above posting on this thread she just posted on?

    Seriously. It is so hard being this awesome.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    You eat this crap with a spoon, don't you?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is that why he has bad breath?

    Nice post, Gorilla :laugh:

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