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  • isnt sexuality the most basic human emotion?

    must be because i think about sex 90% of the day :laugh:

    Why so low? ;)
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    Seriously just got squirted in the eye by my orange and all everyone can do is make fun of me, should I be surprised?

    Can I come lick the orange juice off your face?

    What if I purposefully just spilled juice on my face just to see if you'd make me the same offer?
  • Seriously just got squirted in the eye by my orange and all everyone can do is make fun of me, should I be surprised?

    Is this the first time you've been squirted in the eye?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    isnt sexuality the most basic human emotion?

    must be because i think about sex 90% of the day :laugh:

    Why so low? ;)

    :laugh:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Seriously just got squirted in the eye by my orange and all everyone can do is make fun of me, should I be surprised?

    Is this the first time you've been squirted in the eye?

    Bahahahahahaha.....Can I even tell you how funny this is because of other threads?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Seriously just got squirted in the eye by my orange and all everyone can do is make fun of me, should I be surprised?

    Is this the first time you've been squirted in the eye?

    Can I hang my head in shame and answer no?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Seriously just got squirted in the eye by my orange and all everyone can do is make fun of me, should I be surprised?

    Is this the first time you've been squirted in the eye?

    Can I hang my head in shame and answer no?

    So your somewhat of a "quitter"?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    isnt sexuality the most basic human emotion?

    must be because i think about sex 90% of the day :laugh:

    Why so low? ;)
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    Why is she not answering?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is it quitting if they request it and the aiming went bad? LOL
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    How about a Captain and Tennille classic...since it is Throwback Thursday?

    Which one are you thinking we could pull off?
    In staying with today's theme, could we go for "Muskrat Love"?
  • Seriously just got squirted in the eye by my orange and all everyone can do is make fun of me, should I be surprised?

    Is this the first time you've been squirted in the eye?

    Bahahahahahaha.....Can I even tell you how funny this is because of other threads?

    Ahh yes, the other thread...this does make it exceptionally funny, doesn't it?
  • dmkirk28
    dmkirk28 Posts: 75 Member
    Why is my head chopped off?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Bahahahahahaha.....Can I even tell you how funny this is because of other threads?

    Ahh yes, the other thread...this does make it exceptionally funny, doesn't it?

    Can I just say that it is a lot less humorous when you are the one getting it in your eye? :grumble:
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Ha! Pom! Give me my damn halo back! It's not working for you, did you know that? I see right through your words...

    Okay, but do you want me to rinse it off first? :laugh:

    (Orange juice, people-- can you get your minds out of the gutter?)
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Why is my head chopped off?

    are you a headless horsewoman?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Ha! Pom! Give me my damn halo back! It's not working for you, did you know that? I see right through your words...

    Okay, but do you want me to rinse it off first? :laugh:

    (Orange juice, people-- can you get your minds out of the gutter?)

    :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Uhmmm, are you alright there?!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Have you ever laughed so hard it made you cry?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Isn't it funny when people can not tell if you are laughing or crying?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Have you ever laughed so hard it made you cry?

    Can I log that as an ab workout? :tongue:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Help me burn some calories?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Speaking of ab work, have you ever done planks where you had to bring your knee up to meet the opposite elbow? Can I tell you I had to do this last night for an insane amount of time and I thought I was going to die?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Speaking of ab work, have you ever done planks where you had to bring your knee up to meet the opposite elbow? Can I tell you I had to do this last night for an insane amount of time and I thought I was going to die?
    Have you been reading my 5k speed exercises?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    No, do you do these?

    Looks like this, right?

    twisting-plank-b-400x400.jpg

    or th?id=H.4815303435488989&pid=1.7&w=197&h=150&c=7&rs=1
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Yes I do these. And wouldn't you know I wear a shirt over my top?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you know, if I were a guy I would never wear a shirt when I didnt have to have one?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do you know, if I were a guy I would never wear a shirt when I didnt have to have one?

    What's good for the goose is good for the gander?

    If a guy can do it so can a girl...Right?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    Do you know, if I were a guy I would never wear a shirt when I didnt have to have one?
    Did you notice that I'm not touching any part of that one??
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    Do you know, if I were a guy I would never wear a shirt when I didnt have to have one?

    Why is that dependent on you being a guy? ;-)
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    i have done those plank exercises and they are aweful,.... great results though... i think i might do some tonight... after snowboarding..

    i just went and had my oil changed... would you believe it cost me $151 isnt that outrageous?
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