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  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I aim to please both of you?

    How's your aim?
    With my eyes open or closed?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Did you know the first person I made love to was a canoeing partner?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    With my eyes open or closed?

    Is this a good time for a play on words? Something about peeking and peaking?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    But who was the first person you fawked? Lol
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    With my eyes open or closed?

    Is this a good time for a play on words? Something about peeking and peaking?
    :drinker: :love:
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Did you know the first person I made love to was a canoeing partner?
    Must have been tricky with life jackets on?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Who wears life jackets after May 1st?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Why would I ban Bane from my playroom?:noway:
    Doesn't he scare the kids?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    You made love to your oar? hmmm?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why do you have to bring my moms bday into this?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    what I meant to say is Wassup ya'll?

    That's better!! Wassup with you?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Or did you paddle?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Did you know the first person I made love to was a canoeing partner?

    Was anyone walking funny afterwards?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why would I ban Bane from my playroom?:noway:
    Doesn't he scare the kids?

    Can I assure you the playroom I have him locked in, is a kid free zone?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    You made love to your oar? hmmm?


    You think I race row boats?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Would you believe my birthday is St Patrick's Day and the first person I made love to her birthday is Cinco De Mayo?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    You made love to your oar? hmmm?


    You think I race row boats?

    Should I say no now that I scrolled back and read canoe?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    My birthday may not be July 4th but can I assure you, you will see fireworks?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Can I assure YOU that I will provide the fireworks?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    You made love to your oar? hmmm?


    You think I race row boats?

    Should I say no now that I scrolled back and read canoe?

    Is it true you shouldn't look back with anger?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    You made love to your oar? hmmm?


    You think I race row boats?

    Should I say no now that I scrolled back and read canoe?

    Is it true you shouldn't look back with anger?

    Are you angry at me? DId my oar vs paddle mistake offend? Kiss and make-up?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I assure YOU that I will provide the fireworks?

    Is that a promise?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Is it getting deep in here?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    You made love to your oar? hmmm?


    You think I race row boats?

    Should I say no now that I scrolled back and read canoe?

    Is it true you shouldn't look back with anger?

    Are you angry at me? DId my oar vs paddle mistake offend? Kiss and make-up?

    Is it weird that I only get angry when people don't answer my phone calls?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Is ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY a strong enough sentiment?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will you stop calling me then?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    You made love to your oar? hmmm?


    You think I race row boats?

    Should I say no now that I scrolled back and read canoe?

    Is it true you shouldn't look back with anger?

    Are you angry at me? DId my oar vs paddle mistake offend? Kiss and make-up?

    Is it weird that I only get angry when people don't answer my phone calls?

    What if I said that's not weird at all? Did you know I am very slow to anger myself?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY a strong enough sentiment?

    Should I take that as a yes?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Why is the worst part of going to the gym putting on your gym clothes?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Is it getting deep in here?

    :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh:
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