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  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Do any of you like to keep cool whip in the freezer and just eat spoonfuls of it randomly?

    Do you know my ex swears this is how he lost weight? :laugh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    How many ways is that just wrong?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Wait I can't be the only one that watches Late Night Cinemax?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Am I too thin? Do I need a bigger butt? More junk in my trunk?

    Do you really think you need a bigger "*kitten*?" :laugh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Am I too thin? Do I need a bigger butt? More junk in my trunk?

    Do you really think you need a bigger "*kitten*?" :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh: Are you on a roll today? Do you think 6'3 270 is big enough?
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    Have you ever sucked all the cool whip out of the redi whip cans?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Do you think Huffing Cool Whip is the best escape?
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    What are we escaping from ?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Is using Bruno Mars to escape a bad thing?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Where did everyone go?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Omg I love buttercream frosting!!!! All I did was eat the cool whip, believe me? Is the pirate a dirty old man?
    Perhaps I should bring some samples on our next visit?.....not of pirate...
    Would you please?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    why would you think Pirate was a dirty old man?

    Because he is a pirate?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Do you think Huffing Cool Whip is the best escape?

    Can one huff cool whip? Isn't that reddi whip you would need for that?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Am I too thin? Do I need a bigger butt? More junk in my trunk?

    Do you really think you need a bigger "*kitten*?" :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :laugh: Are you on a roll today? Do you think 6'3 270 is big enough?

    Will I be here all week, and will you tip your waitstaff? :wink:

    Doesn't that sound more than big enough? :laugh:
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    So... at what point did poking the Gorilla with a stick strike you both as "a good idea?"
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Might I stop by long enough to wish everyone a day as awesome as they are?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    So... at what point did poking the Gorilla with a stick strike you both as "a good idea?"

    Are you still typing with your toes?

    Also may I wish you the same Jer?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    It's so quiet. Did someone fart?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did the room clear out?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Do you suppose I should lay off the hot sauce?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    Is your *kitten* on fie?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Is your *kitten* on fie?

    How does one know if their *kitten* is on fie?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
    Ask her?

    It was supposed to be "fire."
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    wouldn't one feel a fire in their *kitten*?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    You don't think I know what you meant? Having trouble typing with your toes?

    May I assure you that my butt is just fine?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Have you ever sucked all the cool whip out of the redi whip cans?

    :noway: :noway: :noway: :love: :love: :love:
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Is anyone out there?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Have you ever sucked all the cool whip out of the redi whip cans?

    Truthfully, who hasn't?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Am I considered "out there"?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Dawn! How was your day? Did you dig out of the snow?
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