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  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Which is the funniest pick up line that has been used on you?
    <at bus stop, woman walks up next to me, rubs my head which was a crew cut>....I am just wondering what that would feel like between my legs....can you believe that one?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    That's a good one...would you beleive nothing ever struck me as funny when it was said to me?...Uncreative chicks I guess
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Shall we switch to "What is a memorable pick up line that has been used on you?"
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why must things always be so complicatedly far away?
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Why the truck isn't it Friday yet?!
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Why must things always be so complicatedly far away?
    You and DVS at it again?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Why must things always be so complicatedly far away?

    are the hershey kisses in the other room again?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Why the truck isn't it Friday yet?!

    Is Friday eve okay?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Shall we switch to "What is a memorable pick up line that has been used on you?"

    haha...that'll take some thought...sure you want to go there?
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Why the truck isn't it Friday yet?!

    Is Friday eve okay?

    Wouldn't that just be considered a tease?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Which is the funniest pick up line that has been used on you?
    <at bus stop, woman walks up next to me, rubs my head which was a crew cut>....I am just wondering what that would feel like between my legs....can you believe that one?

    did she look like Joan Rivers?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Shall we switch to "What is a memorable pick up line that has been used on you?"

    Would you believe a man once called me his Testarossa and asked where we should leave our clothes?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Shall we switch to "What is a memorable pick up line that has been used on you?"

    Would you believe a man once called me his Testarossa and asked where we should leave our clothes?
    You just can't make that up? Lucky guy...and....lucky woman...
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know a guy walked up to me once in a bar and pulled the tag out of the back of my shirt, looked at it and said " Just what I thought, Made in Heaven".? Did you know I let him buy me a drink :drinker:
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member

    did she look like Joan Rivers?
    Nope...wouldn't you know she had a bit of a British accent?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    how does that help me with her looks?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Are looks everything?
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    how does that help me with her looks?

    Can you not use your imagination?!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Pirate, can I tell you that your Hershey Kisses comment won the internet today? :laugh:
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    how does that help me with her looks?
    Can you see Teri Hatcher with glasses on?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Pirate, can I tell you that your Hershey Kisses comment won the internet today? :laugh:

    Thank you, Dawn can I tell you that seeing you here wins my heart evryday?

    How's that for a pick up line?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    how does that help me with her looks?
    Can you see Teri Hatcher with glasses on?

    Can I say extra yummy with the accent added on to that image?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Pirate, can I tell you that your Hershey Kisses comment won the internet today? :laugh:

    Thank you, Dawn can I tell you that seeing you here wins my heart evryday?

    How's that for a pick up line?

    AWWWwwwwww :flowerforyou: , can I say that's a pretty good one?
  • bagge72
    bagge72 Posts: 1,377 Member
    Why aren't there more girls with underboob pictures on here?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    underboob?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Pirate, can I tell you that your Hershey Kisses comment won the internet today? :laugh:

    Thank you, Dawn can I tell you that seeing you here wins my heart evryday?

    How's that for a pick up line?

    AWWWwwwwww :flowerforyou: , can I say that's a pretty good one?

    Should I buy youa drink now?
  • Jenny_Taylia
    Jenny_Taylia Posts: 540 Member
    How did this thread get back to the topic of boobies?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    <
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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Would that be because there are guys present?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Should I buy you a drink now?

    Should we belly up?
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