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  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    do you think all women would want you if you can hit it from there?
    Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Hit-it-from-her-knee.com

    is that really a dot com ?

    I would think it is actually a dot come...wouldn't you? (would spell it differently but the mods may get upset)

    Did you know I was thinking the same.. damn why didnt I use come?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    When did you become such a comedian? Okay, maybe I chuckled a tiny bit when I read that... :grumble: Can I get some damn work done now?
    When? Have we met?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    When did you become such a comedian? Okay, maybe I chuckled a tiny bit when I read that... :grumble: Can I get some damn work done now?
    When? Have we met?

    Are you asking me out, again?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Are you asking me out, again?
    Don't you still owe me money from the last date? Do I look like a bank to you?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you still walking funny from it? How is your rear anyways?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Are you asking me out, again?
    Don't you still owe me money from the last date? Do I look like a bank to you?

    do you offer Stds?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Ooooooo, what did I miss?
    G spots and Twister. Jealous much?

    Could I have been too busy googling myself to notice?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Are you still walking funny from it? How is your rear anyways?
    Wanna pic?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    do you offer Stds?
    Studs? Yes.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you still walking funny from it? How is your rear anyways?
    Wanna pic?

    How could I turn down an offer like that?
  • Murf1968
    Murf1968 Posts: 315 Member
    Ooooooo, what did I miss?
    G spots and Twister. Jealous much?
    Could I have been too busy googling myself to notice?
    Is that what it's called these days? Googling? :wink:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did you guys know that I've Googled myself 3 times since I started writing this post?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Mikey, how much do you weigh?
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    Why have I read 23 pages of this banter?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Mikey, how much do you weigh?

    why do you ask?
  • Murf1968
    Murf1968 Posts: 315 Member
    Why have I read 23 pages of this banter?
    Slow day at work maybe?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    you believe I lost weight and am now at 157ish?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you guys know that I've Googled myself 3 times since I started writing this post?

    Need a Kleenex?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    did you just pull a kleanex from your shirt?:noway:




    :drinker:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I have an actual question, and I didn't want to exclude you...

    Ladies... So, I'm looking at the pics on the Magic Mike string... which annoy without recourse, however I notice many of the women going bananas for what I would consider "little guys." They're ripped, but they only weigh 160-170 pounds. I eat more than that for dinner.

    Does size matter? (No euphemism intended) (And for purposes of friendship, Mikey weighs 250, and can bench-press a Volvo.)

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