**Question's Only**

Options
1…546547549551552…2206

Replies

  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Options
    Were you bad, Bane?
    Does a bear i]expletive deleted pursuant MFP's Community Guidelines[/i in the woods?

    Hey WTF?

    Do you feel ripped off?

    does a bear....nevermind...

    any jobs in Florida?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Options
    good morning everyone? are you all ready for a wicked day?

    can i fill you all in on some interesting life events...? I have a client that is pursueing me hard core... hes 14 years my senior, owns a large trucking company as well as a 6000sq ft mansion on 5 acres of land... hes about 6'7 and extremely fit.... his best friend just won Mr. Alberta in some sort of fitness competition and is willing to train me to get me to exactly where i want to go... barn ladies are telling me to go on a few dates with him lol..... oh and did i mention he has an infrared sauna.... can i tell you what im going to do on the weekend lmao....
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Options
    Do I ever get in trouble, seriously? *puts on her halo*

    I have a question, and please don't think me rude...How can you wear a halo, when you are not even a believer? I'm just curious.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
    Options
    I don't believe in chocolate covered zombie elves either, but I still talk about hiding in jello when I think they may be invading. Do YOU really believe there are little flying angels that wear glowing halos?

    Does my talk about halo's offend you? (serious questions, I will stop if it does).
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Options
    I think you should check out the new topic I started, what do you think?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Options
    You do make a good point.

    It doesn't necessarily offend me per say; I just couldn't put it together in my head, that's all. I'm not atheist so it's confusing to me.

    Can I tell you that I believe angels come in many forms? I believe the halos are symbolic (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong ladies/gents).
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Options
    are we going to get a flip soon ladies and gentleman?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Options
    Might I wish you all a great frickin morning?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
    Options
    Does the word "flip" make your ears ring, Jer?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Options
    Maybe my spidey sense was tingling?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Options
    Or maybe I'm still drunk?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Options
    You always seem to appear at the most opportune times.... drunk on a monday night?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Options
    Drunk on a Tuesday morning?

    Didnt you know its magic MJ?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Options
    i havnt been drunk in ages.... i live such a boring life dont you think? lol
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Options
    Would you believe neither have I, sadly? It's been two, maybe three days?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Options
    Anyone willing to bet that the second I get up to grab a coffee, this mufuh will flip?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Options
    how about you go get coffee and i go to the bathroom then we come back and work on the flip?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Options
    Meetcha back here in 5? Maybe I'll even let you be on top?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Options
    Don't you realize there is one more page to go?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Options
    i havnt been drunk in ages.... i live such a boring life dont you think? lol
    And the recovery time is aweful...Are you in the hot tub now?

Categories