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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Is that a no? :frown:
  • Kev_witchcity
    Kev_witchcity Posts: 321
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    And how is your cookie tonight Monica?

    Would you like to be the filling in the middle of this cookie?

    sandwich_zps73c672e4.jpg

    yes please, now when?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
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    Would you like to know what you can bite?
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    well...................................................what are you offering?

    toes? ears? fingers?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Can I film this?

    Will you make sure to get our "good sides?"
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    Did you know all your sides are good?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
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    yes please, now when?

    She may be busy playing tennis at the moment, can I get back to you with possible dates and times?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Did you know all your sides are good?

    How sweet are you?
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    Do you know, not as sweet as people might think?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Do you know, not as sweet as people might think?

    Don't you think that's why we get along so well?
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    Do you know I think you're right?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
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    Why does the show Parenthood make me want to beat myself in the eye-socket with a tack-hammer?
  • socko6774
    socko6774 Posts: 200
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    Why does the show Parenthood make me want to beat myself in the eye-socket with a tack-hammer?


    why do you bother wathcing parenthood if it makes you want to beat yourself in the eye-socket with a tack-hammer?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
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    Because I'm married, and she keeps my balls in a jar?
  • socko6774
    socko6774 Posts: 200
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    how many more reasons do i need to never ever get married?
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    Didn't you know it's tradition to give a woman a jar on her wedding day?
  • MartialPanda
    MartialPanda Posts: 919 Member
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    @rompers16 - for real??

    Do you thrift shop??
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
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    how many more reasons do i need to never ever get married?

    To his wife? Well she's taken, for starters, so how many more do you need?

    Unless of course you meant that all wives keep their husband's balls in a jar? And if you did, may I advise you that you not get married until you figure out that we don't all act the same?
  • socko6774
    socko6774 Posts: 200
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    how many more reasons do i need to never ever get married?

    To his wife? Well she's taken, for starters, so how many more do you need?

    Unless of course you meant that all wives keep their husband's balls in a jar? And if you did, may I advise you that you not get married until you figure out that we don't all act the same?

    do you take this thread seriously?
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    Should I feel bad that I made a jar joke? :cry:

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