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  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    Did you know I was a medieval tampon in a previous life?

    Does someone that smell that?:sick:
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
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    yay...how is Mr. Mike?

    Mr. Mikey is doing great, what brings you out?

    Do I really have to backtrack and read it?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    @ mt ..were you involved in that bloodbath at Bastogne?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Really guys?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
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    @ mt ..were you involved in that bloodbath at Bastogne?

    Unfortunately I was used strictly in Constantinople?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
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    What are you wearing?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    did you know that my mama was a llama?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    What was your daddy?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    What are you wearing?

    What are YOU wearing?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
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    Would you believe jeans and an untucked button down in desperate need of a shave?
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
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    Why can't I find an old widow that's about to die and leave me her fortune so I don't have to work anymore?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Would you believe red skirt, black sweater, black boots?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    Im not old or rich, but can you use me?
  • iffy8
    iffy8 Posts: 64
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    What are you good for?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
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    What if I was useless with out you all?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    What was your daddy?

    I don't know.....but when I was in Moorehead City NC for the bald headed mens convention last year...do you know that this woman, who I paid good money to escort me to the dinner dance, kept asking me who my daddy was?
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
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    shouldn't you ask her who her daddy is? :laugh:
  • Wolf_
    Wolf_ Posts: 442
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    I don't get hit-on nearly as much now. Weird?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    How sure were you that this was a woman?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    I don't get hit-on nearly as much now. Weird?

    Can I say the opposite?

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