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  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    Seven parties, not being able to say no, why are you up at 6:29 am?
    Did you not know I have kids??

    No rest for the wicked, is that right?
    How would *I* know?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What do you know?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Want my kids?
    Are you sure your kids AREN'T my kids?? *wink wink, nudge nudge*
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you think if you nudged me IRL I would fall over?
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    Did you?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Do you think if you nudged me IRL I would fall over?
    Is "nudged" really the verb you wanted to use in that sentence?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did you?
    Did who what?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you think if you nudged me IRL I would fall over?
    Is "nudged" really the verb you wanted to use in that sentence?

    Did you have another one in mind?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Wanna hear a true story?

    So, I was invited to a gathering of fellow lawyer-types at a colleague's home. I don't drink, and I never go out. Thus, once word got around that I was not only out-of-the-house, but in costume, my phone began to light-up with texts.

    I ended up at seven different parties / clubs. The last was a gay bar called "New Beginnings." I got hit on by 5 women (who I'm 90% sure were women) and 6 gay guys (who were clearly both guys, and gay).

    Typo..
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Pictures or it never happened?
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    Can I second that?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You know that Borat picture you had for your profile for a day, can I tell you I had to witness that all night last night?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I haven't taken pictures yet. Forgive me?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    You know that Borat picture you had for your profile for a day, can I tell you I had to witness that all night last night?
    Are you now blind?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can you believe my abs hurt from laughing so much and I am having nightmares?
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Why did the OP use the possessive form of "questions" for this post?
  • hughtwalker
    hughtwalker Posts: 2,213 Member
    Is this Apostrophic Succession?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why did the OP use the possessive form of "questions" for this post?
    She's from Wisconsin. So... ya know. Did you not know that?
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    How would I be expected to know that?
    Do I look like a profile creeper?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    How would I be expected to know that?
    Do I look like a profile creeper?
    Um, yes?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I'm a total creeper, aren't profiles meant to be creeped?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Where is everyone, am I the only one being a bum today?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Nope, can't you see me sprawled out on my couch with no plans of moving?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Where is everyone, am I the only one being a bum today?
    Hangovers?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Lil bit. How come my nap didn't help much?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    You took the wrong kind of nap?
  • RMLMoore
    RMLMoore Posts: 130 Member
    How do I log the exercise for e "right" kind of nap?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    There is more then one kind of nap?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    "Breaking off a sweet piece of @ss?"
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is that a type of nap?
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