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  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    I don't think you really want to, do you?
    23rd time today. Impressed?

    Do you shave your palms or wax them?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Is that why you're looking so happy in that photo?
  • Sabre_
    Sabre_ Posts: 152
    Wow! Is that a record?
    Possibly. I'm starting to chafe. Have any ointment?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Wow! Is that a record?
    Possibly. I'm starting to chafe. Have any ointment?

    Aren't I always stocked with a variety of cures for many different kinds of ailments?
  • Sabre_
    Sabre_ Posts: 152
    Do you shave your palms or wax them?
    What is the basis of that wives-tale? Wouldn't it wear the hair OFF of your palm?
  • Sabre_
    Sabre_ Posts: 152
    Is that why you're looking so happy in that photo?
    Did you know I don't like that picture at all? It was a special request.
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Is that why you're looking so happy in that photo?
    Did you know I don't like that picture at all? It was a special request.

    But it's so cute, don't you know?
  • Sabre_
    Sabre_ Posts: 152
    Aren't I always stocked with a variety of cures for many different kinds of ailments?
    Should we be concerned that you're heavily stocked with medications needed for masturbatory mishaps?
  • Sabre_
    Sabre_ Posts: 152
    But it's so cute, don't you know?
    Cute? Have we met?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Aren't I always stocked with a variety of cures for many different kinds of ailments?
    Should we be concerned that you're heavily stocked with medications needed for masturbatory mishaps?

    Did I say that? I think I just said ailments.....
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    But it's so cute, don't you know?
    Cute? Have we met?

    In one of your former lives?
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    Must you always be so brainy?


    I do apologise, I occasionally have a habit of expending pent up mental energy in an often waxingly lyrical and indeed superfluously punctuated flood of vaguely sensical whimsy. The indomitability of my burgeoning vocabulary straining the seams of restraint is sometimes overwhelmed, and a most alarmingly annoying alliterative cavalcade of literary lavishness bursts forth and escapes.

    May I apologise in advance of any further outbursts?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Do you need medication for that?
  • Sabre_
    Sabre_ Posts: 152
    In one of your former lives?
    Are you turned-on by gorillas that have been reincarnated? 11 times?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    In one of your former lives?
    Are you turned-on by gorillas that have been reincarnated? 11 times?

    Why is that you feel the need to reinvent yourself? Is one of you not enough?
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    I do apologise, I occasionally have a habit of expending pent up mental energy in an often waxingly lyrical and indeed superfluously punctuated flood of vaguely sensical whimsy. The indomitability of my burgeoning vocabulary straining the seams of restraint is sometimes overwhelmed, and a most alarmingly annoying alliterative cavalcade of literary lavishness bursts forth and escapes.

    May I apologise in advance?
    Can you give me a headache pill now? ..My brain is not equipped to handle the awesomeness that is you!!
  • Sabre_
    Sabre_ Posts: 152
    Must you always be so brainy?


    I do apologise, I occasionally have a habit of expending pent up mental energy in an often waxingly lyrical and indeed superfluously punctuated flood of vaguely sensical whimsy. The indomitability of my burgeoning vocabulary straining the seams of restraint is sometimes overwhelmed, and a most alarmingly annoying alliterative cavalcade of literary lavishness bursts forth and escapes.

    May I apologise in advance of any further outbursts?
    Thesaurus.com?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    In one of your former lives?
    Are you turned-on by gorillas that have been reincarnated? 11 times?

    Isn't everyone? Lolol
  • Sabre_
    Sabre_ Posts: 152
    Why is that you feel the need to reinvent yourself? Is one of you not enough?
    Did you not get the memo? I get banned. A lot.
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    In one of your former lives?
    Are you turned-on by gorillas that have been reincarnated? 11 times?

    Isn't everyone? Lolol

    Ice! have your recovered from your Big Mac?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Must you always be so brainy?


    I do apologise, I occasionally have a habit of expending pent up mental energy in an often waxingly lyrical and indeed superfluously punctuated flood of vaguely sensical whimsy. The indomitability of my burgeoning vocabulary straining the seams of restraint is sometimes overwhelmed, and a most alarmingly annoying alliterative cavalcade of literary lavishness bursts forth and escapes.

    May I apologise in advance of any further outbursts?

    Don't you know that was beautiful?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Why is that you feel the need to reinvent yourself? Is one of you not enough?
    Did you not get the memo? I get banned. A lot.
    I figured as much. Mouth keep getting you in trouble?
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    Isn't it his fingers doing that?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    :laugh:
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    In one of your former lives?
    Are you turned-on by gorillas that have been reincarnated? 11 times?

    Isn't everyone? Lolol

    Ice! have your recovered from your Big Mac?

    Can I let you know that I think it's still putting me to sleep? :) totally worth it
  • Sabre_
    Sabre_ Posts: 152
    Isn't everyone? Lolol
    So... I'm just some sorta of e-string-man-*kitten*? I good with that, btw.
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    In one of your former lives?
    Are you turned-on by gorillas that have been reincarnated? 11 times?

    Isn't everyone? Lolol

    Ice! have your recovered from your Big Mac?

    Can I let you know that I think it's still putting me to sleep? :) totally worth it

    Really? Am I missing out? I've never had one!
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    Isn't everyone? Lolol
    So... I'm just some sorta of e-string-man-*kitten*? I good with that, btw.
    Kinda figured ya would be?
  • xDMartinHx
    xDMartinHx Posts: 1,002 Member
    Must you always be so brainy?


    I do apologise, I occasionally have a habit of expending pent up mental energy in an often waxingly lyrical and indeed superfluously punctuated flood of vaguely sensical whimsy. The indomitability of my burgeoning vocabulary straining the seams of restraint is sometimes overwhelmed, and a most alarmingly annoying alliterative cavalcade of literary lavishness bursts forth and escapes.
    May I apologise in advance of any further outbursts?

    Don't you know that was beautiful?

    did i only get half that?
  • Sabre_
    Sabre_ Posts: 152
    Can I let you know that I think it's still putting me to sleep? :) totally worth it
    Is it legal to marry a Big Mac? I totally would.
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