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  • xDMartinHx
    xDMartinHx Posts: 1,002 Member
    I wonder how many calories you'd burn as a zombie?

    apg2302 burnt x calories doing "Shambling along, moderate pace, occasional groaning"
    what about the uncontrollable urge to eat every living thing in sight?
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    Wouldn't you think zombies might not be overly concerned about calories burnt?
  • xDMartinHx
    xDMartinHx Posts: 1,002 Member
    dont burn going slow do you?
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    If they had too many calories would that matter? They lose body parts all the time. Too many calories? pull off an arm
  • xDMartinHx
    xDMartinHx Posts: 1,002 Member
    takes a licking and keeps on ticking?
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    Do you think they lick or just bite?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Dessert though?

    Don't you think I would have preferred that you save me a bite of your yummy dinner?
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    Did anyone else just think of the crocodile from Peter Pan after reading what Martin said or is my mind broken?

    Edit: Maybe there is a gentle underclass of connoisseur zombies who savour the flavour?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Irish, how have you been?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Did anyone else just think of the crocodile from Peter Pan after reading what Martin said or is my mind broken?

    Can I tell you it didn't cross my mind at all?
  • xDMartinHx
    xDMartinHx Posts: 1,002 Member
    Do you think they lick or just bite?
    gets too scared, cant watch dont you know?
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    Irish, how have you been?

    Can I say ive been better, but also been worse? Lol how are you?


    Martin, can I close my eyes,?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Irish, how have you been?

    Can I say ive been better, but also been worse? Lol how are you?


    Martin, can I close my eyes,?

    Can I say that I am ok, except for my foot? Broken toe perhaps? What is all this zombie talk?
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    Can I say ouch? Would you believe I have no clue? Can we pass the blame?
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    I'll take the blame if it's OK? I feel like a zombie!
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    Irish, how have you been?

    Can I say ive been better, but also been worse? Lol how are you?


    Martin, can I close my eyes,?

    Can I say that I am ok, except for my foot? Broken toe perhaps? What is all this zombie talk?
    What did you kick?
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    I'll take the blame if it's OK? I feel like a zombie!

    Would you feel better if you took the blame? ?
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    Well I've tried caffeine, and I've tried a shower. Maybe punishment will make me feel better?
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Irish, how have you been?

    Can I say ive been better, but also been worse? Lol how are you?


    Martin, can I close my eyes,?

    Can I say that I am ok, except for my foot? Broken toe perhaps? What is all this zombie talk?
    What did you kick?
    Would you believe the corner of thewall jumped in my way?
  • xDMartinHx
    xDMartinHx Posts: 1,002 Member
    Well I've tried caffeine, and I've tried a shower. Maybe punishment will make me feel better?
    you want to be punished?
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    Wouldn't that depend on the punishment?
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    Irish, how have you been?

    Can I say ive been better, but also been worse? Lol how are you?


    Martin, can I close my eyes,?

    Can I say that I am ok, except for my foot? Broken toe perhaps? What is all this zombie talk?
    What did you kick?
    Would you believe the corner of thewall jumped in my way?
    Ouch!!! Did you do any damage to the wall? or did it just get the best of you and you had to limp away in defeat?
  • xDMartinHx
    xDMartinHx Posts: 1,002 Member
    Wouldn't that depend on the punishment?
    you dont know him like i do? lol
  • willisda
    willisda Posts: 2,251 Member
    Would you believe the wall is still standing?
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    Wouldn't that depend on the punishment?
    It would indeed, but I'm sure you could be creative?
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    Well I've tried caffeine, and I've tried a shower. Maybe punishment will make me feel better?
    you want to be punished?
    Is that his way of picking up women? Hi, I'm Andy. I've been very bad today. Will you spank me? LOL
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Dessert though?

    Don't you think I would have preferred that you save me a bite of your yummy dinner?
    CN I say how impossible it was after a 10k run day? Maybe I should go to Olive Garden on my rest days too?
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
    Is it ok to hide in the corner now? :tongue:
  • weightedfootsteps
    weightedfootsteps Posts: 4,349 Member
    Would you believe the wall is still standing?
    Isn't it hurtful to your pride to know that the wall can bring you to your knees? LOL.

    Don't i hate walls for this very reason?
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    I'm already in this corner as it's warm and comfy. Martin may share his?
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