What NOT to give kid's on Trick-Or-Treat night

HeavyLiftGirl
HeavyLiftGirl Posts: 1,267 Member
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What do you think is NOT okay to give kids on Trick-or-Treat night? Be creative!


1.) “Fun Sized” Salem Lights

2.) Easter candy

3.) Handmade coupons for a free back rub

4.) Those peanut butter shiit things in the black and orange wrappers

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  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    NUNCHUCKS

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  • rossi02
    rossi02 Posts: 549 Member
    Condoms.. even if they are new and still in the wrapper!

    ETA.. should also forgo apple filled with needles and razor blades.
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
    Condoms.. even if they are new and still in the wrapper!

    Hey that's actually a good idea. Kids keep having sex younger and younger! :laugh:
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    Apples. Unless they are candy apples.
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
    Tasers
    Chewing tobacco
    carrots (you'd get shanked)
    catholic priests
  • guardian419
    guardian419 Posts: 391 Member
    Herpes.

    I was gonna say this, but decided against it... thank you :)
  • jessejames3ball
    jessejames3ball Posts: 268
    You probably shouldn't dress like Jerry Sandusky, or a Catholic priest. I like to pass out XXX DVD's, but only if they are at least 10.
  • holeshottdr
    holeshottdr Posts: 364 Member
    I'm giving out jello shots this year...
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    pennies
    toothbrushes
    apples
    AK-47s
  • dansls1
    dansls1 Posts: 309 Member
    I loved those peanut butter things!

    Candy Corn. Should be called petrified puke.
  • Keto_Keith
    Keto_Keith Posts: 73
    Rice Cakes
    Red Bull
    5 Hour Energy Shots
    Beer
  • jessejames3ball
    jessejames3ball Posts: 268
    Ammunition
    Drugs (really, who wants kids even more hyper?)
    Justin Bieber "music"
    Escorts
  • Damion72
    Damion72 Posts: 531 Member
    Keys to your house
    baseball bats
    crack
    my mother in-law (wouldn't wish that on anyone)
  • loragp
    loragp Posts: 19 Member
    A ride in the back of the truck to each and every house.

    Seriously people! If your child is going to go home and gorge themselves on candy, don't you think they should get a little bit of exercise first? Let them walk! I saw this A LOT in my old neighborhood. In fact, there were so many cars clogging the street that my sister had to take a break from passing out candy to direct traffic. They were all stuck and had no where to go. It was funny but sad at the same time.

    As for treats: raisins and little baggies of pennies.
  • HeavyLiftGirl
    HeavyLiftGirl Posts: 1,267 Member
    I'm giving out jello shots this year...

    I'm stopping by your house.
  • Ivy_leaves
    Ivy_leaves Posts: 103 Member
    Candy with razorblades shoved inside. (:
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    I'm giving out jello shots this year...

    I'm stopping by your house.
    Can I come?
  • HeavyLiftGirl
    HeavyLiftGirl Posts: 1,267 Member
    Justin Bieber "music"

    Oh no you didn't! :::waves finger:::

    Hilarious.
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    I'm giving out jello shots this year...

    ^^^^I'm trick or treating at your house!:drinker:
  • holeshottdr
    holeshottdr Posts: 364 Member
    I'm giving out jello shots this year...

    I'm stopping by your house.
    Can I come?

    Certainly! I'll make a triple batch. I always seem to eat the leftover candy so this year I figured what the hell!
  • jessejames3ball
    jessejames3ball Posts: 268
    Justin Bieber "music"

    Oh no you didn't! :::waves finger:::

    Hilarious.

    Hahaha. The kids will thank me later for telling them no now. Like, when they turn 12 and realize how bad it really is. :-D
  • kenazfehu
    kenazfehu Posts: 1,188 Member
    Candy corn.
    Single jellybeans.
    The 11-foot python. (actually, that might be kind of funny)

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