Eat a unicorn, it makes everything a.o.k. Low in cals too

Charlie003
Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
edited January 2 in Chit-Chat
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  • KatKisses
    KatKisses Posts: 296 Member
    but beware...it makes you poop glitter!!!!
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    And that can be complex
  • suzieqcookie
    suzieqcookie Posts: 314 Member
    i thought it would make me poop rainbows :grumble:
  • SeaChele77
    SeaChele77 Posts: 1,103 Member
    i thought it would make me poop rainbows :grumble:

    No your supposed to eat the rainbow to poop skittles!!
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Lol
  • KatKisses
    KatKisses Posts: 296 Member
    i thought it would make me poop rainbows :grumble:

    No your supposed to eat the rainbow to poop skittles!!

    ok I get it now....thanks for clearing that up! :flowerforyou:
  • I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    but beware...it makes you poop glitter!!!!


    The glitter will get that itch you don't wanna scratch!
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
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  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat.jpg

    You are awesome.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat.jpg

    Looking for my local store that sells this right now!
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat.jpg

    You are awesome.

    It's Think Geek.
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    "But, where can I find one?" you might say.

    Come on down to Chuckin Charlie's Unicornium Emporium!

    Where we have dozens of unicorns to choose from:
    Dark meat, white meat, glitter meat, friendship meat! You can even choose a unicorn from our pasture and have it fresh!

    Stop on by and have yourself a whinny of a good time!
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    "But, where can I find one?" you might say.

    Come on down to Chuckin Charlie's Unicornium Emporium!

    Where we have dozens of unicorns to choose from:
    Dark meat, white meat, glitter meat, friendship meat! You can even choose a unicorn from our pasture and have it fresh!

    Stop on by and have yourself a whinny of a good time!

    That was pee worthy
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    "But, where can I find one?" you might say.

    Come on down to Chuckin Charlie's Unicornium Emporium!

    Where we have dozens of unicorns to choose from:
    Dark meat, white meat, glitter meat, friendship meat! You can even choose a unicorn from our pasture and have it fresh!

    Stop on by and have yourself a whinny of a good time!

    A surprisingly high number of adults around the globe are dangerously sparkle-deficient. <-- True story.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...

    Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...

    Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.

    At Chuckin Charlie's we kill it for you! We're a heartless organization anyway! :D
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...

    Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.

    At Chuckin Charlie's we kill it for you! We're a heartless organization anyway! :D

    Is there a viewing gallery?
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...

    Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.

    At Chuckin Charlie's we kill it for you! We're a heartless organization anyway! :D

    Is there a viewing gallery?

    Please feel free to also to get bunches of her Carebear and our little pony special legs are at half-price. Let's give frogs a break today
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...

    Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.

    At Chuckin Charlie's we kill it for you! We're a heartless organization anyway! :D

    Is there a viewing gallery?

    Please feel free to also to get bunches of her Carebear and our little pony special legs are at half-price. Let's give frogs a break today

    Friday special on flanks! 15% off when you buy powdered unicorn horn.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...

    Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
    At Chuckin Charlie's we kill it for you! We're a heartless organization anyway! :D

    Is there a viewing gallery?

    Please feel free to also to get bunches of her Carebear and our little pony special legs are at half-price. Let's give frogs a break today

    Friday special on flanks! 15% off when you buy powdered unicorn horn.


    Unicorn horn also available in suppository form.
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...

    Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
    At Chuckin Charlie's we kill it for you! We're a heartless organization anyway! :D

    Is there a viewing gallery?

    Please feel free to also to get bunches of her Carebear and our little pony special legs are at half-price. Let's give frogs a break today

    Friday special on flanks! 15% off when you buy powdered unicorn horn.


    Unicorn horn also available in suppository form.

    -sigh- you went there.. didnt you?
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...

    Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
    At Chuckin Charlie's we kill it for you! We're a heartless organization anyway! :D

    Is there a viewing gallery?

    Please feel free to also to get bunches of her Carebear and our little pony special legs are at half-price. Let's give frogs a break today

    Friday special on flanks! 15% off when you buy powdered unicorn horn.


    Unicorn horn also available in suppository form.

    -sigh- you went there.. didnt you?

    Was there any doubt that I wouldn't
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...

    Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
    At Chuckin Charlie's we kill it for you! We're a heartless organization anyway! :D

    Is there a viewing gallery?

    Please feel free to also to get bunches of her Carebear and our little pony special legs are at half-price. Let's give frogs a break today

    Friday special on flanks! 15% off when you buy powdered unicorn horn.


    Unicorn horn also available in suppository form.

    -sigh- you went there.. didnt you?

    Was there any doubt that I wouldn't

    touche!
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    They are magical beings.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?

    You'd be surprised how many of them fall in with the wrong crowd.
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,345 Member
    Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?

    How positive are you that they are innocent?
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
    Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?

    How positive are you that they are innocent?

    Whales and baby seals are innocent, unicorns are *kitten* stabbing death-dealers.
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