Eat a unicorn, it makes everything a.o.k. Low in cals too

Charlie003
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but beware...it makes you poop glitter!!!!0
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And that can be complex0
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i thought it would make me poop rainbows :grumble:0
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i thought it would make me poop rainbows :grumble:
No your supposed to eat the rainbow to poop skittles!!0 -
Lol0 -
i thought it would make me poop rainbows :grumble:
No your supposed to eat the rainbow to poop skittles!!
ok I get it now....thanks for clearing that up! :flowerforyou:0 -
I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...0
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but beware...it makes you poop glitter!!!!
The glitter will get that itch you don't wanna scratch!0 -
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You are awesome.0 -
Looking for my local store that sells this right now!0 -
You are awesome.
It's Think Geek.0 -
"But, where can I find one?" you might say.
Come on down to Chuckin Charlie's Unicornium Emporium!
Where we have dozens of unicorns to choose from:
Dark meat, white meat, glitter meat, friendship meat! You can even choose a unicorn from our pasture and have it fresh!
Stop on by and have yourself a whinny of a good time!0 -
"But, where can I find one?" you might say.
Come on down to Chuckin Charlie's Unicornium Emporium!
Where we have dozens of unicorns to choose from:
Dark meat, white meat, glitter meat, friendship meat! You can even choose a unicorn from our pasture and have it fresh!
Stop on by and have yourself a whinny of a good time!
That was pee worthy0 -
"But, where can I find one?" you might say.
Come on down to Chuckin Charlie's Unicornium Emporium!
Where we have dozens of unicorns to choose from:
Dark meat, white meat, glitter meat, friendship meat! You can even choose a unicorn from our pasture and have it fresh!
Stop on by and have yourself a whinny of a good time!
A surprisingly high number of adults around the globe are dangerously sparkle-deficient. <-- True story.0 -
I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...
Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.0 -
I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...
Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
At Chuckin Charlie's we kill it for you! We're a heartless organization anyway!0 -
I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...
Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
At Chuckin Charlie's we kill it for you! We're a heartless organization anyway!
Is there a viewing gallery?0 -
I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...
Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
At Chuckin Charlie's we kill it for you! We're a heartless organization anyway!
Is there a viewing gallery?
Please feel free to also to get bunches of her Carebear and our little pony special legs are at half-price. Let's give frogs a break today0 -
I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...
Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
At Chuckin Charlie's we kill it for you! We're a heartless organization anyway!
Is there a viewing gallery?
Please feel free to also to get bunches of her Carebear and our little pony special legs are at half-price. Let's give frogs a break today
Friday special on flanks! 15% off when you buy powdered unicorn horn.0 -
I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...
Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
Is there a viewing gallery?
Please feel free to also to get bunches of her Carebear and our little pony special legs are at half-price. Let's give frogs a break today
Friday special on flanks! 15% off when you buy powdered unicorn horn.
Unicorn horn also available in suppository form.0 -
I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...
Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
Is there a viewing gallery?
Please feel free to also to get bunches of her Carebear and our little pony special legs are at half-price. Let's give frogs a break today
Friday special on flanks! 15% off when you buy powdered unicorn horn.
Unicorn horn also available in suppository form.
-sigh- you went there.. didnt you?0 -
I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...
Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
Is there a viewing gallery?
Please feel free to also to get bunches of her Carebear and our little pony special legs are at half-price. Let's give frogs a break today
Friday special on flanks! 15% off when you buy powdered unicorn horn.
Unicorn horn also available in suppository form.
-sigh- you went there.. didnt you?
Was there any doubt that I wouldn't0 -
I thought it would make you have a cursed life...a half life...
Only if you kill it. So eat one pre-dead.
Is there a viewing gallery?
Please feel free to also to get bunches of her Carebear and our little pony special legs are at half-price. Let's give frogs a break today
Friday special on flanks! 15% off when you buy powdered unicorn horn.
Unicorn horn also available in suppository form.
-sigh- you went there.. didnt you?
Was there any doubt that I wouldn't
touche!0 -
They are magical beings.0
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Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?0
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Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?
You'd be surprised how many of them fall in with the wrong crowd.0 -
Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?
How positive are you that they are innocent?0 -
Never shed the blood of an innocent unicorn! Have you learned nothing?
How positive are you that they are innocent?
Whales and baby seals are innocent, unicorns are *kitten* stabbing death-dealers.0
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