Y'all decide which I should stop doing...
The other day, while driving my 4 year old daughter and her 3 friends from place to place, I blacked out for about 15 minutes. I eventually woke up with my car on the side of the roadway in a ditch turned over 1/4 of the way. The kids were knocked unconscious so I walked to the nearest store, called the police and about an hour later, they showed up.
I was arrested for being under the influence, so here's my question: Do I give up crack cocaine or heroin?
No, this didn't happen. I'm being snarky because of some of the stupid questions I've been hearing lately around these here parts of my little world. Are people that stupid or are they being serious? Goodness, our society is headed for major trouble.
I was arrested for being under the influence, so here's my question: Do I give up crack cocaine or heroin?
No, this didn't happen. I'm being snarky because of some of the stupid questions I've been hearing lately around these here parts of my little world. Are people that stupid or are they being serious? Goodness, our society is headed for major trouble.
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crack is whack. stick with heroin.0
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Ditch the smack. Not the crack. (scratches neck and grinds teeth).0
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You should stop using "Y'all" it's the worst of them all..
As for the car accident.. Well you were just trying to escape the nightmare you were in..0 -
All about moderation!0
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heroin. i cant stand needles but i could potentially enjoy it for the weightloss effects.0
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Posts are only funny when you have to explain that it was a joke0
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Duh Driving0
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meth is so much more fun! ...0
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IIFYM...0
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WTF how is this funny??0
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I say give up crack because it makes you smell bad. Heroin is odorless when injected.0
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Driving around four 4 year olds would be enough to make me wish I was under the influence!! *kidding*. . .sorta. :-)0
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Da *kitten*?
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Give up driving the kids around. Then you can do whatever you want.0
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WTF how is this funny??
It's not...not in the least. I heard this the other day and was stunned.0 -
WTF how is this funny??
It's not...not in the least. I heard this the other day and was stunned.
sure ya did....0 -
You should stop using "Y'all" it's the worst of them all..
As for the car accident.. Well you were just trying to escape the nightmare you were in..
Hey! There ain't nothin' wrong with sayin' ya'll, ya'll...0 -
Give up the kids to someone else.0
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WTF how is this funny??
It's not...not in the least. I heard this the other day and was stunned.
Im glad you didnt make it all up by youself0 -
Give up the kids, keep the crack, increase the heroin, and drink more.0
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