Mikes Daily Rant 10/19/2012 Topic: F¥€K the Fruit

WinnerVictorious

your nefarious plot was undone by the fact that eating a stale donut is a negative calorie food due to chemical processes that occur deep inside the donut. it matters not that they were cooked fresh that day. what matters is the date marked on the box. if you don't believe me, ask a cop. those guys need to be in good shape and nimble on their feet to catch crooks. why do you think they all spend so much time at donut shops? the answer... stale donuts. it does a body good.