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PartyMcLovin
PartyMcLovin Posts: 27
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Last night as I entered the club, I was walking through the crowd when...
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  • dumbbanana
    dumbbanana Posts: 138
    I tripped and fell. The end.
  • HealthyMe46
    HealthyMe46 Posts: 226 Member
    At least, that's what I thought until I woke up in a strange room that smelled faintly like onions.
  • ChristineMarie89
    ChristineMarie89 Posts: 1,079 Member
    i ran away screaming with my eyes burning
  • Rhia55
    Rhia55 Posts: 247
    I tripped over a small monster in the hall wearing a party hat
  • MichaelYoung1976
    MichaelYoung1976 Posts: 307
    I stole his hat and took off again.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Turned out the aroma was coming from the giant gorilla sleeping next to me on the floor...
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    edit: but the gorilla smelled like onions and feet, now my nose was bleeding
  • babygurl48
    babygurl48 Posts: 1,237 Member
    To top it all off, not only was my nose bleeding, but my stubbed toe was hurting like hell from when I tripped in the hall!!!
  • HealthyMe46
    HealthyMe46 Posts: 226 Member
    Boy was I surprised when the" gorilla" took off his costume and starting grilling burgers!
  • NoahandPresleysMom
    NoahandPresleysMom Posts: 763 Member
    I dug in my purse and found a hankie and some ibuprofen.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I then realized that the Gorilla was really just a Grilla'!
  • HealthyMe46
    HealthyMe46 Posts: 226 Member
    Headache and nosebleed gone, I was ready for some birthday fun as the room began to fill with friends I hadn't seen in ages.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Luckily, I'd just returned from the gun show and I was packin'.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    but before I could bust a cap, 50 cent shot me in my face from behind like a "wanted" curving bullet....
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    If It hadn't been for that steel plate in my forehead. I'd a been a goner!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    With catlike reflexes, I removed the bullet from my dented head and dropped it down 50-cent's pants, eliciting a scream of pain from the burn. .
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I picked him up and dropped him in the DJ booth.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    That got the partay started!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Suddenly, With an ear-splitting CRASH, Super Doggie and Super Kitty came smashing through the ceiling, repelling down their ropes and stopping suspended, fully armed and ready to take on The evil Lord Ferreton and his horde of raccoon zombies. . .
  • destanicheri
    destanicheri Posts: 297 Member
    when off in a distance a loud crash is heard and everyone begins to.............
  • karmaology
    karmaology Posts: 78
    break out into Michael Jackson's "Thriller" dance
  • kingzwoman
    kingzwoman Posts: 10 Member
    for a second there are all in one accord in peace until the thriller moon walk move knocks down the man in the mirror man and....
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    . . . the man in the mirror says "Snow White! Snow White is the fairest one of all!"
  • hockra
    hockra Posts: 43 Member
    Oh....how sweet the words!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Quickly and quietly, the non-sequiter police rush in and remove the offender. . now back to the story.
  • HealthyMe46
    HealthyMe46 Posts: 226 Member
    Giggling, a beautiful woman stepped out from behind the mirror and announced, "My nickname is Snow, so I love to play that trick when I'm at a party!"
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    Snow reached into her pants and closed her eyes...
  • imthejenjen
    imthejenjen Posts: 265 Member
    ... knowing I was trying to lose some weight, she pulled out a big piece of chocolate cake...
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    ...as everyone stared in amazement wondering where she had concealed that chocolate cake on her person, because she was buck naked...
  • susieq1266
    susieq1266 Posts: 10 Member
    After I woke up from that strange dream about the dance floor and the chocolate cake, I got up went for my morning walk and while on my walk it started to rain.....

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