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Last night as I entered the club, I was walking through the crowd when...
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  • dumbbanana
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    I tripped and fell. The end.
  • HealthyMe46
    HealthyMe46 Posts: 226 Member
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    At least, that's what I thought until I woke up in a strange room that smelled faintly like onions.
  • ChristineMarie89
    ChristineMarie89 Posts: 1,142 Member
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    i ran away screaming with my eyes burning
  • Rhia55
    Rhia55 Posts: 247
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    I tripped over a small monster in the hall wearing a party hat
  • MichaelYoung1976
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    I stole his hat and took off again.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Turned out the aroma was coming from the giant gorilla sleeping next to me on the floor...
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    edit: but the gorilla smelled like onions and feet, now my nose was bleeding
  • babygurl48
    babygurl48 Posts: 1,236 Member
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    To top it all off, not only was my nose bleeding, but my stubbed toe was hurting like hell from when I tripped in the hall!!!
  • HealthyMe46
    HealthyMe46 Posts: 226 Member
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    Boy was I surprised when the" gorilla" took off his costume and starting grilling burgers!
  • NoahandPresleysMom
    NoahandPresleysMom Posts: 763 Member
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    I dug in my purse and found a hankie and some ibuprofen.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    I then realized that the Gorilla was really just a Grilla'!
  • HealthyMe46
    HealthyMe46 Posts: 226 Member
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    Headache and nosebleed gone, I was ready for some birthday fun as the room began to fill with friends I hadn't seen in ages.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    Luckily, I'd just returned from the gun show and I was packin'.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    but before I could bust a cap, 50 cent shot me in my face from behind like a "wanted" curving bullet....
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    If It hadn't been for that steel plate in my forehead. I'd a been a goner!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    With catlike reflexes, I removed the bullet from my dented head and dropped it down 50-cent's pants, eliciting a scream of pain from the burn. .
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    I picked him up and dropped him in the DJ booth.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    That got the partay started!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    Suddenly, With an ear-splitting CRASH, Super Doggie and Super Kitty came smashing through the ceiling, repelling down their ropes and stopping suspended, fully armed and ready to take on The evil Lord Ferreton and his horde of raccoon zombies. . .
  • destanicheri
    destanicheri Posts: 297 Member
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    when off in a distance a loud crash is heard and everyone begins to.............