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Looking for fellow 1000 year olds....

Charlie003
Posts: 1,333 Member
I cannot promise you happiness, only the truth......
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Oh Charlie.....0
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I am bored and all the other age groups were taken.0
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It is actually meant as a pun.0
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Is that how old dirt is? Because my kids have informed me I'm old as dirt, and I just want to make sure I'm part of the correct group.0
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mmm 1000 year olds nice0
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Is this Thor speaking?0
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Is that how old dirt is? Because my kids have informed me I'm old as dirt, and I just want to make sure I'm part of the correct group.
Pretty much. Welcome to the club. However, if you rub Unicorn blood on your face, it will give you a 100 year old complexion.0 -
Is that how old dirt is? Because my kids have informed me I'm old as dirt, and I just want to make sure I'm part of the correct group.
lol0 -
Are vampires able to lose weight? Is there a diet blood type?0
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Is this Thor speaking?
^This!0 -
Are vampires able to lose weight? Is there a diet blood type?
No. You are stuck the way you were made.0 -
Thor doth address theee!0
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I am Loki, of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose.0
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Thor doth address theee!
who is thor0 -
Thor doth address theee!
who is thor0 -
I had no idea there was anyone else in that age bracket on MFP! Now I don't feel so alone
I think there might be a group for those over 999 years or seems there should be.
Just passing by and your thread caught my eye.0 -
Is that how old dirt is? Because my kids have informed me I'm old as dirt, and I just want to make sure I'm part of the correct group.
Pretty much. Welcome to the club. However, if you rub Unicorn blood on your face, it will give you a 100 year old complexion.
If I just cover my whole head, does it double as a dye job? I could really save some money covering this gray if I can find something that does double duty <damn, they don't have a "hopeful" smiley...who do we file a complaint with?>0
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