Am I Eating Enough Cookies?

bigphatcat
bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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I have read the question "Am I eating enough Calories?" 82975599 times. I really want to know if I'm eating enough Cookies? A little about myself...I have 7 cheat days a week, but that's okay becuase my bedroom and my office are both on the second floor, so that means I go up and down the stairs twice a day. Any time I go over my calorie allowance it's always my neighbor's dog's fault or that girl who said no to a date 15 years ago. Oh and I don't lift weights because Who wants to maintain muscles anyways.
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  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Only if you do this
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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Who can eat just one?
  • SeaChele77
    SeaChele77 Posts: 1,103 Member
    I only eat the oreo filling - that is fat/calorie free.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    I only eat the oreo filling - that is fat/calorie free.

    Great Idea...that way you don't have to exercise!
  • palmerig88
    palmerig88 Posts: 623 Member
    I think you are supposed to keep eating until you forget about the girl. Other than that, it sounds like you have a really good plan in place.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    I think you are supposed to keep eating until you forget about the girl. Other than that, it sounds like you have a really good plan in place.

    Emailed nabisco to back the truck up to the house. What about the neighbor's dog...It's his fault alot?
  • SeaChele77
    SeaChele77 Posts: 1,103 Member
    I only eat the oreo filling - that is fat/calorie free.

    Great Idea...that way you don't have to exercise!

    Exercise?? Is that when you're supposed to pick things up and put them down and stuff?? Hmm, sounds like a pain. I'll stick to only eating the filling to avoid "exercise" :yawn:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    was that a burp or a yawn? Like I said, who wants to pick things up and put them down...You might gain weight doing that...I don't want to have to maintain muscles anyways
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    Only if you do this
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    This is so awesome. Who is the hot redhead there?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Nice Ticker...I think she is a comedien
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    What about the neighbor's dog...It's his fault alot?

    the neighbor's dog is just the patsie.

    the neighbor's cat is the true mastermind.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you talking about the Girl Scouts, cookie? :noway:
  • lkarbosky
    lkarbosky Posts: 5
    The real question is, Can anyone ever eat enough cookies?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Are you talking about the Girl Scouts, cookie? :noway:

    Wha, wha What????
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    What about the neighbor's dog...It's his fault alot?

    the neighbor's dog is just the patsie.

    the neighbor's cat is the true mastermind.

    Always someone/something eleses fault isn't it....Nom, nom,nom...Why did she say no? :sad: nom, nom, nom
  • xHelloQuincyx
    xHelloQuincyx Posts: 884 Member
    you can never have to many cookies


    so no, you arnt.
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    "A cookie a day, keeps the doctor away".....I think it was Wilt Chamberlain who said that.
  • Chewster001
    Chewster001 Posts: 201 Member
    I saw a picture of a really cut guy eating Oreos, so I think they're supposed to be a diet aid.
  • wheresheidi
    wheresheidi Posts: 213
    I want a cookie! :ohwell:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    EAT ALL THE COOKIES!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    In a word....no! go get more cookies and better f*cking give me some too. I love cookies...cookies are good ****...just saying.
  • payupalice
    payupalice Posts: 126 Member
    ****. I'm not eating enough cookies.
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    I ate enough cookies for the both of us this weekend so you didnt have to. Your welcome! :flowerforyou:
  • loopingcaterpillar
    loopingcaterpillar Posts: 156 Member
    if there's a buy one get one free offer, the second packet doesn't count.
  • MirinSerratus
    MirinSerratus Posts: 30 Member
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    unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful (srs)
  • bellygoaway
    bellygoaway Posts: 441 Member
    You asked a question, so I wanted to provide you an answer...

    NO!
  • bugaha1
    bugaha1 Posts: 602 Member
    In a word....no! go get more cookies and better f*cking give me some too. I love cookies...cookies are good ****...just saying.

    Sending you some cookies:bigsmile:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I have your crumbs? Those really don't have calories!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    So what you're saying is I buy cookies that have half the fat I can eat twice as much?
  • MirinSerratus
    MirinSerratus Posts: 30 Member
    just eat poop

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