Back to MFP after a year long hiatus- HELP!

Hey everyone, I've been away from MFP for about a year. I had some small success with Weight Watchers during that time, but the last few months have been a non stop feeding frenzy and I am now at my all time heaviest. I need to kick my *kitten* back into some semblance of a shape, and I want you guys to feel free to kick it too! So if you are feeling up to being a motivator for this here lump of a person, step right up! Lets be friends.