Ruin My Wish...

Kyrosh

Granted but to gain this they taste of dust

I wish I could be invisible...

Granted! But now that new hottie doesn't see you standing....

I wish I had a job...

Wish Granted, you now don't have a social life anymore and work 80 hours a week

* I wish I could go on a holiday!

SeaRunner26

I wish I was a millionaire...

Done. However, congress just passed a 99.999% tax on millionaires. Sorry about that.

I wish I could log off.

shelbyfrootcake

I wish I could log off.

Granted. But now you're bored and have to do some work.

I wish I could speak fluent Hindi.

SeaRunner26

I wish I could speak fluent Hindi.

Done. Unfortunately you're the only one.

I wish I had thought of this thread.

TropicalFlowerz

done ,..but then you'd b expected to come up w/ great threads every hour on the hour for ever!!!-dont bother getting up from yur seat!



I wish icecream was a veggie!

randomtai

I wish I could speak fluent Hindi.

Done. Unfortunately you're the only one.

I wish I had thought of this thread.

Granted but now the mods locked it and gave you 3 strikes

I wish I had more friends...

shelbyfrootcake

I wish icecream was a veggie!

Done, but it still has all the fat and calories of ice cream.

I wish it was payday.

FloridasFinest

I wish it was payday.

Done...but there was some huge processing error and you won't get your pay for another week.

I wish some great, smart, super hot guy would come sweep me off my feet! lol :bigsmile:

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Done, but his wife and kids walk up and introduce themselves.

I wish I was 10 lbs lighter.

TropicalFlowerz

done but now all yur cloths are too big and yur broke....



I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!

FloridasFinest

I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!

Done...but then a category 5 hurricane slams into the island while you're there. Total vacation killer.

I wish...that I had my 17 year old body back...without having to go back to high school. :happy:

02tods

I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!

Done...but you're evacuated on arrival due to an impending severe tropical storm.

I wish the house would clean itself! :laugh:

Dreajewkes

I wish the house would clean itself! :laugh:


Done! But the house has kicked you out because you dropped a crumb.

I wish I had more patience

ksmiley412

done but now all yur cloths are too big and yur broke....



I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!

your wish is granted but now your hubby is sick the whole vacation you stuck by your self.

I wish i was a bird

loopingcaterpillar

:i wish i was a bird.

DONE but you are the flightless kind.

i wish i had blue hair

SeaRunner26

Granted but now you're being harassed by Marge Simpson's stalker.

I wish that I could run a marathon.

hougt

Granted but now you're being harassed by Marge Simpson's stalker.

I wish that I could run a marathon.

Done - But you are blind so cannot see where you are running

I wish I wasn't so tired

SeaRunner26

I wish I wasn't so tired

Granted. Unfortunately, you're now so wired that you make a hummingbird look lathargic. People are afraid to be near you for fear of loosing a limb.

I wish I could control time.

AnexRavensong

Granted. However while controlling time you are in a time warp of your own and therefore only able to witness the events of the time you control.

I wish for world peace /cue cheesy pageant music

homerjspartan

Granted. However while controlling time you are in a time warp of your own and therefore only able to witness the events of the time you control.

I wish for world peace /cue cheesy pageant music

Granted, but then the aliens see that as the right time to invade (cue Simpsons music).

I wish I had a smaller wee-wee. Wait, that was granted already. I wish the oceans were filled with ranch dressing.

HeavyLiftGirl

I wish the oceans were filled with ranch dressing.

Granted, but the ranch dressing turns to LIGHT ranch dressing after midnight.

I wish I could have a margartia machine in my office at work.

loopingcaterpillar

:I wish I could have a margartia machine in my office at work.

granted, but it is always broken and the repair guys on strike.

i wish the evenings were longer

avir8

i wish the evenings were longer

granted: Evening last all day long but it brings on a nuclear winter since there is no sun to warm things up

I wish I could run really fast.

lahdee_dahdee27

I wish I could run really fast.
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Granted. But your legs are only 2 feet long...

I wish I had rhythm...