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    Ruin My Wish...

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      Granted! But now that new hottie doesn't see you standing....

      I wish I had a job...

      Wish Granted, you now don't have a social life anymore and work 80 hours a week :)

      * I wish I could go on a holiday!
    • Posts: 5,143 Member
      I wish I was a millionaire...

      Done. However, congress just passed a 99.999% tax on millionaires. Sorry about that.

      I wish I could log off.
    • Posts: 965 Member

      I wish I could log off.

      Granted. But now you're bored and have to do some work.

      I wish I could speak fluent Hindi.
    • Posts: 5,143 Member
      I wish I could speak fluent Hindi.

      Done. Unfortunately you're the only one.

      I wish I had thought of this thread.
    • Posts: 1,990 Member
      done ,..but then you'd b expected to come up w/ great threads every hour on the hour for ever!!!-dont bother getting up from yur seat!



      I wish icecream was a veggie!
    • Posts: 9,003 Member
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      Done. Unfortunately you're the only one.

      I wish I had thought of this thread.

      Granted but now the mods locked it and gave you 3 strikes

      I wish I had more friends...
    • Posts: 965 Member
      I wish icecream was a veggie!

      Done, but it still has all the fat and calories of ice cream.

      I wish it was payday.
    • Posts: 263
      I wish it was payday.


      Done...but there was some huge processing error and you won't get your pay for another week.

      I wish some great, smart, super hot guy would come sweep me off my feet! lol :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 126 Member
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      I wish some great, smart, super hot guy would come sweep me off my feet! lol :bigsmile:
      [/quote]


      Done, but his wife and kids walk up and introduce themselves.

      I wish I was 10 lbs lighter.
    • Posts: 1,990 Member
      done but now all yur cloths are too big and yur broke....



      I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!
    • Posts: 263
      I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!

      Done...but then a category 5 hurricane slams into the island while you're there. Total vacation killer.

      I wish...that I had my 17 year old body back...without having to go back to high school. :happy:
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      I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!

      Done...but you're evacuated on arrival due to an impending severe tropical storm.

      I wish the house would clean itself! :laugh:
    • Posts: 73
      I wish the house would clean itself! :laugh:


      Done! But the house has kicked you out because you dropped a crumb.

      I wish I had more patience
    • Posts: 274 Member
      done but now all yur cloths are too big and yur broke....



      I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!

      your wish is granted but now your hubby is sick the whole vacation you stuck by your self.

      I wish i was a bird
    • Posts: 156 Member
      :i wish i was a bird.

      DONE but you are the flightless kind.

      i wish i had blue hair
    • Posts: 5,143 Member
      Granted but now you're being harassed by Marge Simpson's stalker.

      I wish that I could run a marathon.
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      Granted but now you're being harassed by Marge Simpson's stalker.

      I wish that I could run a marathon.

      Done - But you are blind so cannot see where you are running

      I wish I wasn't so tired
    • Posts: 5,143 Member
      I wish I wasn't so tired

      Granted. Unfortunately, you're now so wired that you make a hummingbird look lathargic. People are afraid to be near you for fear of loosing a limb.

      I wish I could control time.
    • Posts: 262 Member
      Granted. However while controlling time you are in a time warp of your own and therefore only able to witness the events of the time you control.

      I wish for world peace /cue cheesy pageant music
    • Posts: 1,893 Member
      Granted. However while controlling time you are in a time warp of your own and therefore only able to witness the events of the time you control.

      I wish for world peace /cue cheesy pageant music

      Granted, but then the aliens see that as the right time to invade (cue Simpsons music).

      I wish I had a smaller wee-wee. Wait, that was granted already. I wish the oceans were filled with ranch dressing.
    • Posts: 1,267 Member
      I wish the oceans were filled with ranch dressing.

      Granted, but the ranch dressing turns to LIGHT ranch dressing after midnight.

      I wish I could have a margartia machine in my office at work.
    • Posts: 156 Member
      :I wish I could have a margartia machine in my office at work.

      granted, but it is always broken and the repair guys on strike.

      i wish the evenings were longer
    • Posts: 671 Member

      i wish the evenings were longer

      granted: Evening last all day long but it brings on a nuclear winter since there is no sun to warm things up

      I wish I could run really fast.
    • Posts: 20 Member
      I wish I could run really fast.
      [/quote]

      Granted. But your legs are only 2 feet long...

      I wish I had rhythm...
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