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Ruin My Wish...
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Granted but to gain this they taste of dust
I wish I could be invisible...
Granted! But now that new hottie doesn't see you standing....
I wish I had a job...
Wish Granted, you now don't have a social life anymore and work 80 hours a week
* I wish I could go on a holiday!0 -
I wish I was a millionaire...
Done. However, congress just passed a 99.999% tax on millionaires. Sorry about that.
I wish I could log off.0 -
I wish I could log off.
Granted. But now you're bored and have to do some work.
I wish I could speak fluent Hindi.0 -
I wish I could speak fluent Hindi.
Done. Unfortunately you're the only one.
I wish I had thought of this thread.0 -
done ,..but then you'd b expected to come up w/ great threads every hour on the hour for ever!!!-dont bother getting up from yur seat!
I wish icecream was a veggie!0 -
I wish I could speak fluent Hindi.
Done. Unfortunately you're the only one.
I wish I had thought of this thread.
Granted but now the mods locked it and gave you 3 strikes
I wish I had more friends...0 -
I wish icecream was a veggie!
Done, but it still has all the fat and calories of ice cream.
I wish it was payday.0 -
I wish it was payday.
Done...but there was some huge processing error and you won't get your pay for another week.
I wish some great, smart, super hot guy would come sweep me off my feet! lol :bigsmile:0 -
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I wish some great, smart, super hot guy would come sweep me off my feet! lol :bigsmile:
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Done, but his wife and kids walk up and introduce themselves.
I wish I was 10 lbs lighter.0 -
done but now all yur cloths are too big and yur broke....
I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!0 -
I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!
Done...but then a category 5 hurricane slams into the island while you're there. Total vacation killer.
I wish...that I had my 17 year old body back...without having to go back to high school. :happy:0 -
I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!
Done...but you're evacuated on arrival due to an impending severe tropical storm.
I wish the house would clean itself! :laugh:0 -
I wish the house would clean itself! :laugh:
Done! But the house has kicked you out because you dropped a crumb.
I wish I had more patience0 -
done but now all yur cloths are too big and yur broke....
I wish ...to go on a tropical vaca!!!,..just me & the Hubs!
your wish is granted but now your hubby is sick the whole vacation you stuck by your self.
I wish i was a bird0 -
:i wish i was a bird.
DONE but you are the flightless kind.
i wish i had blue hair0 -
Granted but now you're being harassed by Marge Simpson's stalker.
I wish that I could run a marathon.0 -
Granted but now you're being harassed by Marge Simpson's stalker.
I wish that I could run a marathon.
Done - But you are blind so cannot see where you are running
I wish I wasn't so tired0 -
I wish I wasn't so tired
Granted. Unfortunately, you're now so wired that you make a hummingbird look lathargic. People are afraid to be near you for fear of loosing a limb.
I wish I could control time.0 -
Granted. However while controlling time you are in a time warp of your own and therefore only able to witness the events of the time you control.
I wish for world peace /cue cheesy pageant music0 -
Granted. However while controlling time you are in a time warp of your own and therefore only able to witness the events of the time you control.
I wish for world peace /cue cheesy pageant music
Granted, but then the aliens see that as the right time to invade (cue Simpsons music).
I wish I had a smaller wee-wee. Wait, that was granted already. I wish the oceans were filled with ranch dressing.0 -
I wish the oceans were filled with ranch dressing.
Granted, but the ranch dressing turns to LIGHT ranch dressing after midnight.
I wish I could have a margartia machine in my office at work.0 -
:I wish I could have a margartia machine in my office at work.
granted, but it is always broken and the repair guys on strike.
i wish the evenings were longer0 -
i wish the evenings were longer
granted: Evening last all day long but it brings on a nuclear winter since there is no sun to warm things up
I wish I could run really fast.0 -
I wish I could run really fast.
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Granted. But your legs are only 2 feet long...
I wish I had rhythm...0
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