Still only 5'1" what am I doing wrong?

Juliejustsaying

I've been following a strick diet and I've tried all kinds of stretching exercises, but I just can't seem to hit that magical 5'2" goal. Should I try the rack? do I need to starve myself for 5 days? Should I argue more about what is in water besides two hydrogens and one oxygen atom?

Please help me Obiwan kenobe, your my only hope.

corn63

Wash yourself in cold water and try to touch the ceiling. Repeat as needed.

Ocarina

Heels! Cheaters method.

Silver_Star

When you yawn, lean backwards as far as you can.

Also, get someone to pull your leg. All the time.....only dont fart. It shrinks you back.

melaniecheeks

Wear a hat.

126siany

Remain prone at all times. Gravity is working against you, compressing your spine and making you shorter, when you stand upright. :laugh:

misslindseylou

There's this experimental surgery you could get that cuts your legs in half so the doctor can sew extenders inbetween the halves! But if you get it you won't be able to walk or run or anything fun for awhile...and I hear that most people who get it get shorter again in the long run!

trackstack

Take a bite out of a tall person to absorb their power of height.

Jenny_Taylia

Start hanging around with midgets.

jealous_loser

When you figure it out, let me know. I am 5'1.5". SO CLOSE!

CookieRaider360

crappp..you can't make yourself grow idiot! DUHH!!!!:noway:

1ConcreteGirl

crappp..you can't make yourself grow idiot! DUHH!!!!:noway:

HAHA! Does not speak sarcasm...

If you want to grow an inch, hang by your toes for an hour a day, which will lengthen your Growth Tendons.

blakejohn

rub this it grows

xo_Sarah_xo

Try eating back your exercise calories...that may help.

SeaChele77

They say you are what you eat - so eat a tall person every day for 5 days - you should see 1-2" by weeks end. Good luck!

lizziebeth1028

Stop all carbs asap and do a 7 day cleanse!!!

tomomatic

Try heels?

inside_lap

There's this experimental surgery you could get that cuts your legs in half so the doctor can sew extenders inbetween the halves! But if you get it you won't be able to walk or run or anything fun for awhile...and I hear that most people who get it get shorter again in the long run!

Haha... sadly there is a surgery you can get where they break your legs and slowly extend them over the course of the year by turning knobs on the sides of the splint so that your bones have to try to continuously heal across the break and thus making you taller. Can't imagine how bad your legs are going to hurt in the cold when your old though... I saw a special about it on TV and the shinny box NEVER lies!!

Jenny_Taylia

Water yourself at least 5 times a day and stand out in the sun.

Juliejustsaying

But should I try suppliments?

WAAAHHHH!! you guys don't really understand the pain I'm going through. I'm trying so hard and doing everything perfectly right...why, oh GOD, WHY ME?

azzkikin

Stand up for yourself and stop looking up to everyone.

xo_Sarah_xo

Yes, try any supplement with a looooong name. That may help as well...

Juliejustsaying

But why aren't any of you posting any pretty gifs? I'm royalty really I am...can't even one of you throw a Daniel Craig, Ryan Gossling or Channing pic up for me?

I feel so unloved, oh, and bored too...can you tell?

EatClean_WashUrNuts

You need to do reverse lifting...hang from your ankles in shackles and drop 500 pounds of weights the them tied to your wrists...

cmriverside

Just hang around short guys, that's what I do.

Juliejustsaying

But should I try suppliments?

WAAAHHHH!! you guys don't really understand the pain I'm going through. I'm trying so hard and doing everything perfectly right...why, oh GOD, WHY ME?

you cry baby!!! stop *****ing about your height!! and be thankful!!! there are other people out there that are 4'5 and don't don't care a **** about their height!

@Cookie..why are you so mean and hateful!!! lol...I so love mean people...thanks for playing. Now where is my pretty pic of rippling muscles?

Juliejustsaying

Just hang around short guys, that's what I do.

hahahah yeah!!! a pic!

So your advice is to dump my 6'2" boyfriend? But he is hot, are you sure that is the best thing for me?

CookieRaider360

You need to do reverse lifting...hang from your ankles in shackles and drop 500 pounds of weights the them tied to your wrists...

hell! that's what they used to do to prisoners in order to torture the crap out of them!

CookieRaider360

But should I try suppliments?

WAAAHHHH!! you guys don't really understand the pain I'm going through. I'm trying so hard and doing everything perfectly right...why, oh GOD, WHY ME?

you cry baby!!! stop *****ing about your height!! and be thankful!!! there are other people out there that are 4'5 and don't don't care a **** about their height!

@Cookie..why are you so mean and hateful!!! lol...I so love mean people...thanks for playing. Now where is my pretty pic of rippling muscles?

lol

xo_Sarah_xo

CookieRaider360

what the *kitten*!!!