I've lost a penis but gained so much more!

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  • TBird135
    TBird135 Posts: 43 Member
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    A human head OR a chihuahua & 3 guinea pigs. Great post!
  • wendygutie
    wendygutie Posts: 156 Member
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    Oh no! I've lost a 2 month old baby horse.... :/ tear...where did horse go? :p
  • KrazyAsianNic
    KrazyAsianNic Posts: 1,227 Member
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    interesting. I love it.
  • m0pp3t
    m0pp3t Posts: 32 Member
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    I can't wait to get Arnold Schwarzenegger out of my f-ing belly.
  • kdzi
    kdzi Posts: 78 Member
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    Now, a human head and a rack of baby back ribs!
  • corndog33
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    I've lost a guinea pig and a 5000 BTU air conditioner. :laugh:

    My goal: a newborn giraffe and a bald eagle.

    Awesome post!
  • Shellsmiley
    Shellsmiley Posts: 323 Member
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    Now I've lost: 50 pounds = a small bale of hay :drinker:
  • melnikdanil1
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    I am joining zomby group,I have lost head.....Goal is to lose average 2 y.o. child.Ha-ha!That is funny!!!:smile::drinker: :laugh:
  • Missallison7691
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    Bump
  • LosingWeightKate
    LosingWeightKate Posts: 39 Member
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    This post is freakin' incredible. At this point, I've lost a Car Tire (those things are heavy!) But I hope by the end of my journey I've lost an Elephants Penis and a Chihuahua! Only a mid-sized microwave and a human head to go!
  • torijl
    torijl Posts: 1 Member
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    This is a great thread! I gotta say tho, I have two guinea pigs and they're both about a kg each, so I'm thinking the 1 pound is a BABY guinea pig. Even cuter.
  • DoingitWell
    DoingitWell Posts: 560 Member
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    This post is amazing.
    I had trouble putting my weight loss into perspective until I remembered the 50 lb bags of epsom salts we used to have at my old job. Occasionally I would have to pick up one of these bags to refill a bigger container and they were always so big and unwieldy. When I lost 50 lbs, I imagined not having to carry those salts around with me all day, everyday. Now it looks like I've lost the bag of salts plus an average 2-year-old.
    Looking at it that way makes my accomplishment seem so much bigger.
    Thanks!

    Awesome!
  • 13suzie
    13suzie Posts: 349 Member
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    So I finally get around to looking up the equivalent of what I've lost and after today I've lost an elephant's penis and a rack of baby back ribs. What have you lost?

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an car tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of rubbish you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony

    I love this post! Thanks for it. Today I can proudly say that I've lost a chihuahua! Woof!
  • taraw0503
    taraw0503 Posts: 28 Member
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    A 2 year old hahahahahaha too funny
  • ashmorgstraws
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    I've lost an elephants heart! Cool!
  • caffeinel
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    Haha made me lol'd!

    Interesting post.

    Bump!
  • hotsashno1
    hotsashno1 Posts: 35 Member
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    Love the post i'm hoping to lose a small bay of hay, not as exciting as a penis though lol
  • millerne
    millerne Posts: 17 Member
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    i want to keep my elephants penís thanks
  • mkcmurphy
    mkcmurphy Posts: 437 Member
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    Somewhere between a car tire and 3 gallons of ice cream. Thanks!
  • bluelena
    bluelena Posts: 304 Member
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    Bumpitty bump. This is awesome. 10 dozen large eggs for now!
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