Worthless facts while you're naked....

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  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    Venus Observa is the technical term for the "missionary position"
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
    The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    There are 12 calories in a tablespoon of sperm. The same as 4 Tic-Tacs.
  • DenyseMarieL
    DenyseMarieL Posts: 673 Member
    Pigs have orgasms that can last 30 min.
  • nphect
    nphect Posts: 474
    The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles.

    Uh huh. . I'll bet you tell this to all the girls.

    just the daughters of the dads that ask me that lol
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
    Your earlobes line up with your nipples.


    I totally just checked this out on myself.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    Your earlobes line up with your nipples.

    Okay...tell me you all didn't just check this out in the bathroom!! :wink:
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    There are 12 calories in a tablespoon of sperm. The same as 4 Tic-Tacs.

    I'll take the tic tacs....:sick:
  • SportyLadyPhotographer
    SportyLadyPhotographer Posts: 173
    Your earlobes line up with your nipples.

    Okay...tell me you all didn't just check this out in the bathroom!! :wink:

    haha so did :L
  • Crying_In_Color
    Crying_In_Color Posts: 246 Member
    The average sex session lasts only 7 minutes. It takes the average woman 20 minutes to achieve an orgasm...
  • nphect
    nphect Posts: 474
    The average sex session lasts only 7 minutes. It takes the average woman 20 minutes to achieve an orgasm...

    wow women need to hurry up
  • DonM46
    DonM46 Posts: 772 Member
    An elephants penis weighs 60lbs. By the way that is my nickname.
    Your nickname is "That"?
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    The average sex session lasts only 7 minutes. It takes the average woman 20 minutes to achieve an orgasm...

    wow women need to hurry up

    Or men need not be in such a hurry!! :wink:
  • nphect
    nphect Posts: 474
    The average sex session lasts only 7 minutes. It takes the average woman 20 minutes to achieve an orgasm...

    wow women need to hurry up

    Or men need not be in such a hurry!! :wink:

    nah , women need to hurry up
  • SportyLadyPhotographer
    SportyLadyPhotographer Posts: 173
    The average sex session lasts only 7 minutes. It takes the average woman 20 minutes to achieve an orgasm...

    wow women need to hurry up

    Or men need not be in such a hurry!! :wink:

    nah i agree with this post ;P
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches

    How 'bout the longest ever recorded by Paris Hilton?
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches

    How 'bout the longest ever recorded by Paris Hilton?

    And does this include Tommy Lee?
  • SamiSamiBoBlammy
    SamiSamiBoBlammy Posts: 868 Member
    Your earlobes line up with your nipples.

    Okay...tell me you all didn't just check this out in the bathroom!! :wink:

    Did you?
  • Minnesota_Nice
    Minnesota_Nice Posts: 414 Member
    Your earlobes line up with your nipples.

    Can you check that for me?
  • SamiSamiBoBlammy
    SamiSamiBoBlammy Posts: 868 Member
    The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches

    How 'bout the longest ever recorded by Paris Hilton?

    And does this include Tommy Lee?

    So you watched that video too?
  • Snitch1
    Snitch1 Posts: 201 Member
    The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches

    How 'bout the longest ever recorded by Paris Hilton?

    And does this include Tommy Lee?

    So you watched that video too?

    ^^^^^^^^The NEW record is supposed to be a tie between William Defoe and Liam Neelson..just read that in a People mag..TMI, I think...They're both getting a little old for me-yep, I'm old too, but I like hot young bod's..always have..:blushing:
  • MichelleLaree13
    MichelleLaree13 Posts: 865 Member
    There are 12 calories in a tablespoon of sperm. The same as 4 Tic-Tacs.

    On a calorie counting website this is :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Aviendha_RJ
    Aviendha_RJ Posts: 600 Member
    Your earlobes line up with your nipples.

    I would say this only works till you get to a certain.... *cough* age.... lol
  • freddykid
    freddykid Posts: 265 Member
    90% of statistics are made up on the spot.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    An elephants vagina is 8 feet long.....

    To accommodate 60 pounds of penis, it would seem.
  • natalienicole502
    natalienicole502 Posts: 268 Member
    Semen is a great antidepressant! The higher amount of semen a woman has in her, the less likely she is to suffer from mental health issues!
  • natalienicole502
    natalienicole502 Posts: 268 Member
    Men need to not fall for and women need to stop using the 'oh I have a headache' excuse!
    An orgasm is a natural pain reliever and is the best reliever for those real headaches!
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles.

    Uh huh. . I'll bet you tell this to all the girls.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    A blue whale's penis is about 7 to 8 feet in length. And yes, I thought of that while I was nekkid.

    the smallest erect human penis on record was one centimeter long.
  • karynspeace
    karynspeace Posts: 132
    20 percent of women have an inverted nipple.

    What % have two?

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