Things I no longer do now that I have my own spin bike

Stacivogue · October 2012

1) Find things to do which make it impossible for me to make it to the class on time
2) Get to the gym and find out that the class is full
3) Leave in disgust after the instructor plays Enya, the 70's version of "Tell Me Something Good", or "Free Bird". ( They may be able to spin to anything but please.)
4) Listen to an instructor scream into the microphone (hello? what's a microphone for? Who are you? Jillian Michaels?)
5) Listen to 2 impossibly fit 20 year olds gossip while I'm killing myself
6) Take (or make) phone calls from the gym parking lot and never make it inside
7) Get a smoothie and then go home
8) Worry about my workout clothes inching up to show the top of my *** to the person behind me
9) Bike through other people's gas
10) Worry about my gas and the potential hazard to others.

New challenges:
1) Sitting in bed in workout clothes, staring at bike
2) Husband jumping into room during workout and slapping his *kitten*, making fun of my spin music, when I didn't know he was home, much less about to come storming into the room, almost causing cardiac arrest.

But they, I have been on the spin bike 12 times in the last 16 days so...whatever works for me!