Male Protein Shake

SofaKingRad_
SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
edited January 3 in Food and Nutrition
I saw a thread about female protein shakes and it made me wonder if there are any great suggestions for a male protein shake? Does anyone have any recommendations?
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  • McBully4
    McBully4 Posts: 1,270 Member
    protein powder and water if you are a p***y real men just eat that s*** with a spoon
  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
    protein powder and water if you are a p***y real men just eat that s*** with a spoon

    Good to know. Thanks! *gets spoon out to eat that s***.
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
    1 lb raw beef
    5 eggs
    1/2 cup non-fat milk
    1 cup ice.

    Blend on high for 2 minutes.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Do you do yoga?
  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
    Do you do yoga?

    Yoga is for girls. Males should do bench presses and curls and punching bag.
  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
    I occasionally do yoga. I just like how my butt looks in those pants!
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
    Raw eggs and steroids.
  • almc170
    almc170 Posts: 1,093 Member
    Red meat. Raw. Shakes are for us feeble womenfolk only.
  • CurveAppeal86
    CurveAppeal86 Posts: 272 Member
    This thread just made my day on so many levels.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Add pineapple, I heard it helps the taste.
  • Chipmaniac
    Chipmaniac Posts: 642 Member
    Uh..I saw the topic and thought something completely different. I apologize profusely for my deviance.
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    Uh..I saw the topic and thought something completely different. I apologize profusely for my deviance.

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  • tageekly
    tageekly Posts: 3,755 Member
    Add pineapple, I heard it helps the taste.

    There it is! I was waiting for the thread to turn to this.

    Thank you.
  • Nicolee_2014
    Nicolee_2014 Posts: 1,572 Member
    Add pineapple, I heard it helps the taste.

    :laugh:
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    1 lb raw beef
    5 eggs
    1/2 cup non-fat milk
    1 cup ice.

    Blend on high for 2 minutes.
    You forgot two small bricks, 400ml of petrol and the still-beating-heart of a large reptile.
  • hoosier_red
    hoosier_red Posts: 57
    Add pineapple, I heard it helps the taste.

    Yeah, this was the first thing I thought of, as well. BWAHAHAHAHA!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Add pineapple, I heard it helps the taste.

    THIS!!! Or so I've heard.
  • LisaMarie8713
    LisaMarie8713 Posts: 310
    Add pineapple, I heard it helps the taste.

    Yeah, this was the first thing I thought of, as well. BWAHAHAHAHA!

    Glad i'm not the only one who's mind went there!!!! lol
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    Add pineapple, I heard it helps the taste.

    Yeah, this was the first thing I thought of, as well. BWAHAHAHAHA!

    Glad i'm not the only one who's mind went there!!!! lol

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  • zaph0d
    zaph0d Posts: 1,172 Member
    1 lb raw beef
    5 eggs
    1/2 cup non-fat milk
    1 cup ice.

    Blend on high for 2 minutes.
    You forgot two small bricks, 400ml of petrol and the still-beating-heart of a large reptile.

    see, i'd call that more of a meal replacement shake rather than a protein shake.
  • almc170
    almc170 Posts: 1,093 Member
    1 lb raw beef
    5 eggs
    1/2 cup non-fat milk
    1 cup ice.

    Blend on high for 2 minutes.
    You forgot two small bricks, 400ml of petrol and the still-beating-heart of a large reptile.

    see, i'd call that more of a meal replacement shake rather than a protein shake.
    add in a few rusty nails and a piece of shoe leather, and you've got something marketable!
  • Tyrone_S
    Tyrone_S Posts: 94 Member
    1 lb raw beef
    5 eggs
    1/2 cup non-fat milk
    1 cup ice.

    Blend on high for 2 minutes.
    You forgot two small bricks, 400ml of petrol and the still-beating-heart of a large reptile.

    see, i'd call that more of a meal replacement shake rather than a protein shake.
    add in a few rusty nails and a piece of shoe leather, and you've got something marketable!

    Then load it into a syringe and inject it straight into your heart.
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    I just died a little.
  • rickerred12
    rickerred12 Posts: 75
    In Cape Breton we mix our protein with water from the tar ponds. :laugh:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I believe the male protein shake is the post-coital convulsion after busting a nut.
  • Brunner26_2
    Brunner26_2 Posts: 1,152
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  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
    Red meat. Raw. Shakes are for us feeble womenfolk only.

    ^^^^ hahahahaha!!
  • want2belean
    want2belean Posts: 124 Member
    Yoga is for both sexes
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
    Whatever you do, SAY NO TO ASPARAGUS!!
  • Tyrone_S
    Tyrone_S Posts: 94 Member
    Whatever you do, SAY NO TO ASPARAGUS!!

    Quality insider advice
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