Confessions Of A Closet Eater......

toridehaven

AWESOME! This is exactly what I needed!:bigsmile:

TXHunny84

I love this! Funny AND True!!! If only I could remember all these BEFORE I ate the junk..... :-/

tjungkunz

OK, THANK YOU for posting this! A few of my favorite comments that I agree with from others so far are; "It made me realize what I usually think of AFTER I eat bad foods....now hopefully I will think of them BEFORE and not eat it." and "I always tried to get the food down fast before I had time to think of any of that." and "I am NOW going to try to put on my size 5's if I ever want to eat junk food again! That will stop me in my tracks!". I can eat for ANY reason, good or bad, when I'm emotional I make VERY bad food choices. I regret them almost instantly, always. I think in the moment too much, without caring of those consequeses. I can also give you a validated "reason" for anything. This needs to be posted, preferrably on my forehead! Thanks again!

tidetevo

bump

joywo

Great list! You look like Valerie Bertinelli!

amberlykay1014

So great!! Love this post!

Chuckle_n_Dwindle

You should really consider starting a blog with your lists, I would totally subscribe!

babeinthemoon

# eat is seriously flawed.. Come on and sing it with me:

Cheese glorious cheese... Tastes mighty inviting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKp0iDZ9a_s

cally69

Witty, wise and totally true. Plan to print this out and imprint it on my brain. I will remember this list, I will remember this list, I WILL remember this list....

nmn2

I feel like I was reading my own words! We can do this!

coolraul07

You are soooo right! I don't see any cartoon characters on fresh produce (Chiquita lady doesn't count.... she's real and I have a crush on her! :flowerforyou: ) and I don't remember any jingles for boneless skinless chicken breast! (Can Mr. Perdue even sing?!)

natalie2355

kinda want to print this, frame it, and put it in the kitchen.

cubsgirlinny

Good questions. :-) But...

6. Would I feed this to a kid?

7. Is there a cartoon character on the box? (This should be a GIANT red flag)


6&7: sometime giulty indulgence: kids boxed 100% juice, I keep it in the car for a) my nephew and b) the occassions when I've been out too long and start to crash

8. Is there a theme song or slogan for this food? (If you can sing/say it it off the top of your head PUT IT DOWN)

8- the incredible edible egg- you know you know the tune

charlesd9078

15. Was this one of the foods that helped me resemble jabba the hut in the first place? (Everyone loves star wars references)

This was my favorite question, I overdid the pizza tonight and I make it okay in my head by saying, "oh its just pizza, everyone eats pizza" yeah but not until there a size 22 and a 100 lbs over weight. ! Reality Check! Good question for reflection, "How did I get this way?"

capriciousmoon

If you follow some of these...

You can't have bananas (Chiquita), baby carrots, or eggs. All of them have a slogan/theme. They did make vending machines for baby carrots ("eat them like junk food!"). You can buy fruit at gas stations, usually bananas, sometimes apples or oranges. :flowerforyou:

IowaPrincess

Thanks ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I am well aware there are ALWAYS a few exceptions to each rule.... however that is how I managed to get over weight in the first place :drinker: always looking for the exception.

And you couldnt put a gun to my head and get me to buy fruit from a gas station. LOL

IowaPrincess

You are soooo right! I don't see any cartoon characters on fresh produce (Chiquita lady doesn't count.... she's real and I have a crush on her! :flowerforyou: ) and I don't remember any jingles for boneless skinless chicken breast! (Can Mr. Perdue even sing?!)

LOL.... love it!!!

IowaPrincess

You should really consider starting a blog with your lists, I would totally subscribe!

Ooooooohhhhh good idea Chuckle!!!!
I totally will :bigsmile:

IowaPrincess

OK, THANK YOU for posting this! A few of my favorite comments that I agree with from others so far are; "It made me realize what I usually think of AFTER I eat bad foods....now hopefully I will think of them BEFORE and not eat it." and "I always tried to get the food down fast before I had time to think of any of that." and "I am NOW going to try to put on my size 5's if I ever want to eat junk food again! That will stop me in my tracks!". I can eat for ANY reason, good or bad, when I'm emotional I make VERY bad food choices. I regret them almost instantly, always. I think in the moment too much, without caring of those consequeses. I can also give you a validated "reason" for anything. This needs to be posted, preferrably on my forehead! Thanks again!

Girl if I had a penny for every regretted cookie.... chocolate... pizza.... :flowerforyou:
WE GOT THIS!!!

MacSkillz

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a sec....

Wait... that means I can't have bologna. :frown:

onyxgirl17

lmao awesome topic!

SABollman

That is very good!!!!!

IowaPrincess

Thanks Ladies!!!!
HAPPY SUNDAY!!!

sabrakay1

This is fantastic! My biggest weakness is peanut butter. Straight out of the jar peanut butter. A teaspoon here, a teaspoon there.....really adds up. I'm packing on tons of extra calories without even realizing it.

HealthylivingTIG

Funny Girl. Thanks for posting!

IowaPrincess

I adore peanut butter.... it has been very hard for me to let it go too
I am definitely a sweets person and breads.... carbs and sugar are definitely my down fall!!!
Happy Sunday ladies.... keep the beauty going!!!!