Non-Scale Fail

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  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I love this thread so much!!

    I really have ripped pants trying to get my *kitten* in them when it clearly wasn't going to happen
  • ChirishGirl
    ChirishGirl Posts: 111
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    Oh I have one for ya... I sometimes wear those cami's under my clothes that help smooth the ripples. They are, of course, rather snug - kinda like a sausage if you know what I mean. Well, the front part of the top had sunk below my shirtline so I went to pull it up a smidge and in the effort to manhandle it up - my hand slipped and I kinda punched myself in the mouth.

    This of course happened last nite while I was putting on "the costume" hehe... CLASSY!
  • kgor1957
    kgor1957 Posts: 13
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    My gawd you guys..... I have done a few of these things myself. It's so enlightening for me to see that others out there have done the same things.

    My non-scale fail.. I have, did have until a short time ago, a pair of jeans that I absolutely loved. They were my #1 go to jean. Not sure how long I had them, but it had been awhile. They had been with me thru WW days, Atkins, South Beach and whatever else I have tried. Well, in my line of work, it involves some heavy lifting. Last week, I was lifting a heavy Brake Drum and guess what? Let's put it this way...... I had to make an emergency run home to change my Jeans. It was a sad day :( Kat
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
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    I've had that too. I'll fit into those capris next spring, dammit! :laugh:
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
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    ^^Haha omg, this seems familiar.

    Okay, okay, I remember one. I was trying to perform a high kick (as in high-kicks from back in the day Texas high school drill team). At one time in my life, I was able to kick my hat, which I was of course, completely proud of. Soooo, here I am in the carpeted living room, in my socks...(can you see where this is headed?) attempting to once again, kick to the stars, my foot slips out from underneath me and I slam into the ground, back-first. COMPLETELY knocking the wind out of me. Thankfully. I was alone at the time.
  • dare2love81
    dare2love81 Posts: 928 Member
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    Here's another one, and i'm sure people can relate.

    LEGS DAY.......the day after......falling UP the stairs and faceplanting.

    Except that I did it at work.

    Here's to hoping there aren't security cameras in the stairwells !

    OMG, this happened to me last week!! Ha! I did legs last night and was a bit more cautious coming in to work today. :blushing:
  • dare2love81
    dare2love81 Posts: 928 Member
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    ^^Haha omg, this seems familiar.

    Okay, okay, I remember one. I was trying to perform a high kick (as in high-kicks from back in the day Texas high school drill team). At one time in my life, I was able to kick my hat, which I was of course, completely proud of. Soooo, here I am in the carpeted living room, in my socks...(can you see where this is headed?) attempting to once again, kick to the stars, my foot slips out from underneath me and I slam into the ground, back-first. COMPLETELY knocking the wind out of me. Thankfully. I was alone at the time.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    That sounds similar to the first time I decided to try Insanity - mind you I hadn't worked out for about 6 months at that point, and decided I was still in decent enough shape to put myself through hell. During the fit test, I totally wiped out, landed flat on my *kitten* and bruised my tailbone. Needless to say I then decided to re-start slowly and work up to Insanity. :bigsmile:
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
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    Oh I have one for ya... I sometimes wear those cami's under my clothes that help smooth the ripples. They are, of course, rather snug - kinda like a sausage if you know what I mean. Well, the front part of the top had sunk below my shirtline so I went to pull it up a smidge and in the effort to manhandle it up - my hand slipped and I kinda punched myself in the mouth.

    This of course happened last nite while I was putting on "the costume" hehe... CLASSY!

    LMAO I've done this with my spanx a few times. So embarassing.
  • katieheston
    katieheston Posts: 32
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    What a great attitude to have, though! You took it in stride, and didn't let it set you back at all. I'd call THAT a NSV!
  • MichelleLaree13
    MichelleLaree13 Posts: 865 Member
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    :laugh:
    I totally know what you mean. Although I was expecting it to end more like this:

    "... I started to worry around mid-thigh, but kept pulling... at which point I ripped off my belt loops." :laugh:

    Or am I the only one who's ever done THAT? lol :wink:

    That only happens to jeans that have been loved to much :wink: I was sitting in my car driving one day in my favorite jeans and the pocket busted out along two of its sides. Thankfully I was wearing boyshorts underneath
  • ecw3780
    ecw3780 Posts: 608 Member
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    Last week my coworker asked me "what that was on my front".

    She thought it was a baby bump.

    It was just my pudge. :-(

    On the bright side. You can get rid of "that pudge" in about 3 months time.....a baby bump is there a lot longer : )
    Keep truckin' girl & next time she asks what's on your front, it'll be the ripples of your abs through your shirt she's referring to :)

    Or reply with "what's on your face?" I hate people who assuming people are pregnant.
  • Valera0466
    Valera0466 Posts: 319 Member
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    BUMP FOR LATER LOL
  • kmbweber2014
    kmbweber2014 Posts: 680 Member
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    Oh I have one for ya... I sometimes wear those cami's under my clothes that help smooth the ripples. They are, of course, rather snug - kinda like a sausage if you know what I mean. Well, the front part of the top had sunk below my shirtline so I went to pull it up a smidge and in the effort to manhandle it up - my hand slipped and I kinda punched myself in the mouth.

    This of course happened last nite while I was putting on "the costume" hehe... CLASSY!

    Hahahaha I so just did this a few days ago but I was manhandling it way too much and split my lip when I hit it. Seriously I had a bloody lip from my too tight tank top. Awesome.
  • Rawr1978
    Rawr1978 Posts: 245 Member
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    Ah, no-scale-fails- i am the queen of those.

    The time I sent a button flying at high-speed across the room after finally closing my jeans. I've yet to find it.

    The corset-bottom rollup (the boning was just flimsy plastic)

    Having to unbutton my jeans that barely fit after only one beer.

    Discovering that a shirt that used to look amazing now made me look 6 months pregnant...and my baby was 8 months old.

    Walking by a storefront window and oops! in bright sunlight, those yoga pants did NOT make my *kitten* look smaller.
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
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    Having to unbutton my jeans that barely fit after only one beer.

    LOL this is awesome!!!! This is SO ME TOO!! lol
  • Rawr1978
    Rawr1978 Posts: 245 Member
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    Having to unbutton my jeans that barely fit after only one beer.

    LOL this is awesome!!!! This is SO ME TOO!! lol

    Well, to be honest, they barely buttoned in the first place lol I wont go buy size 12 jeans, i insist on wearing my 10-11 ones. Then im sitting there, hoping my bf and his roomie dont notice my unbuttoned pants.

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