Non-Scale Fail

ecw3780

Last week my coworker asked me "what that was on my front".

She thought it was a baby bump.

It was just my pudge. :-(

On the bright side. You can get rid of "that pudge" in about 3 months time.....a baby bump is there a lot longer : )
Keep truckin' girl & next time she asks what's on your front, it'll be the ripples of your abs through your shirt she's referring to

Or reply with "what's on your face?" I hate people who assuming people are pregnant.

Valera0466

BUMP FOR LATER LOL

kmbweber2014

Oh I have one for ya... I sometimes wear those cami's under my clothes that help smooth the ripples. They are, of course, rather snug - kinda like a sausage if you know what I mean. Well, the front part of the top had sunk below my shirtline so I went to pull it up a smidge and in the effort to manhandle it up - my hand slipped and I kinda punched myself in the mouth.

This of course happened last nite while I was putting on "the costume" hehe... CLASSY!

Hahahaha I so just did this a few days ago but I was manhandling it way too much and split my lip when I hit it. Seriously I had a bloody lip from my too tight tank top. Awesome.

Rawr1978

Ah, no-scale-fails- i am the queen of those.

The time I sent a button flying at high-speed across the room after finally closing my jeans. I've yet to find it.

The corset-bottom rollup (the boning was just flimsy plastic)

Having to unbutton my jeans that barely fit after only one beer.

Discovering that a shirt that used to look amazing now made me look 6 months pregnant...and my baby was 8 months old.

Walking by a storefront window and oops! in bright sunlight, those yoga pants did NOT make my *kitten* look smaller.

MissAnjy

Having to unbutton my jeans that barely fit after only one beer.

LOL this is awesome!!!! This is SO ME TOO!! lol

Rawr1978

Having to unbutton my jeans that barely fit after only one beer.

LOL this is awesome!!!! This is SO ME TOO!! lol

Well, to be honest, they barely buttoned in the first place lol I wont go buy size 12 jeans, i insist on wearing my 10-11 ones. Then im sitting there, hoping my bf and his roomie dont notice my unbuttoned pants.