Need a cuddle buddy?

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  • I bet I could get a bum to do it for free. It's really cold outside.

    This is the most amazing thing I've ever read.
  • _skittybang
    _skittybang Posts: 970 Member
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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    60/hr...better get a beej (hell, i'll go twice in an hour...that leaves her just enough time to make me a sandwich. money well spent.)
  • jr1985
    jr1985 Posts: 1,033 Member
    someone rang for a buddy???? lol

    I VOLUNTEER!!!
  • oooo. a christmas present perhaps? LOL.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member


    MMMM your pregnant! I would cut you a deal and only charge you $35 :devil::laugh: :laugh:



    Upon reading my own post I realized I came off as really creepy LMAO I a jokester and didn't mean it in a weird way....unless your into that kinda stuff and if so im firm on $35
  • Who needs a professional snuggler when you can just have a boyfriend pillow?
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  • perfectingpatti
    perfectingpatti Posts: 1,037 Member
    You're pimping out your pregnant chick pee and now yourself as a cuddler?
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    hmmm, I definately need to investigate this one...my bf says I have to pray for snow to get him over to my house for the night (that would be so he could ride his snowmobile over)...I love him and all, but I really hate snow...so I'm weighting the pros and cons here...lol

    :tongue:
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    hmmm, I definately need to investigate this one...my bf says I have to pray for snow to get him over to my house for the night (that would be so he could ride his snowmobile over)...I love him and all, but I really hate snow...so I'm weighting the pros and cons here...lol

    :tongue:

    I've told you numerous times I would cuddle your boobs for free.

    Wait, what?
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    You're pimping out your pregnant chick pee and now yourself as a cuddler?

    Well, pee is still up for sale, but the cuddling nope. Just sharing the article and pimping out someone else's cuddlyworthy wares!
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    Everyone likes to cuddle...
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    ... but no one should have to cuddle with Hitler
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    ... so why not join a party?
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    oh yes, there is such a thing. google it. here are the rules:

    These are the absolutely essential, tried and true rules for Cuddle Parties:

    1. Pajamas stay on the whole time.

    2. No SEX. (Yep, you read that right.)

    3a. Kissing and nuzzling, as well as other forms of touch, are allowed, but you must ask permission and receive a verbal YES before you touch anyone.

    3b. You don't have to cuddle anyone at a Cuddle Party, ever.

    4. If you're a yes, say YES. If you're a no, say NO.

    5. If you're a maybe, say NO.

    6. You are encouraged to change your mind from a yes to a no, or a no to a yes anytime you want.

    7. NO DRY HUMPING!

    8. If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party. (Trust us on this one.)

    9. Get your Cuddle Lifeguard On Duty or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.

    10. Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.

    11. Please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties and DO NOT GOSSIP.

    12. Arrive on time.

    13. Be hygienically savvy.

    14. Keep the cuddle space tidy and pick up after yourself.

    15. Always say thank you and practice good Cuddle Manners.

    My favorites: 7 & 13... and the term "cuddle lifeguard".

    I hope these guys are there!!! *crosses fingers*
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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    DAMN!! there is a cuddle sutra too...:noway:
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    In need of a male cuddler
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    hmmm, I definately need to investigate this one...my bf says I have to pray for snow to get him over to my house for the night (that would be so he could ride his snowmobile over)...I love him and all, but I really hate snow...so I'm weighting the pros and cons here...lol

    :tongue:

    I've told you numerous times I would cuddle your boobs for free.

    Wait, what?

    ahahahaha..... :smokin:
  • sarahcuddle
    sarahcuddle Posts: 349 Member
    Always in favour of a cuddle. It's in the name :)
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member


    MMMM your pregnant! I would cut you a deal and only charge you $35 :devil::laugh: :laugh:



    Upon reading my own post I realized I came off as really creepy LMAO I a jokester and didn't mean it in a weird way....unless your into that kinda stuff and if so im firm on $35

    LOL!!!
  • MommiLauren
    MommiLauren Posts: 323 Member
    I hope these guys are there!!! *crosses fingers*
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    omg! i cant stop laughing!
  • Allison22451
    Allison22451 Posts: 686 Member
    I hope these guys are there!!! *crosses fingers*
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    omg! i cant stop laughing!

    me so cray-zay.