Yo mama jokes

mdulanto9177

Ok let's see who has jokes....I'll start

Your mama is so old that she got an autograph from Jesus....

TropicalFlowerz

Yo Mama sooo skinny she could Holla Hoop a Cherio!

Bucky83

Yo mama's so old she farts out mummy dust.

mdulanto9177

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes an onion cry

monty619

yo mama is like a race car.. she burns through 4 rubbers a nite!

ericaknight95

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.

mdulanto9177

yo mama is so fat that when she went to the beach and wore a red bath suit, all the children were screaming "the Kool-Aid man"

ericaknight95

Yo mama so stupid, she chased a school bus down the road yelling, "catch that twinkie!"

xSophia19

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore her yellow raincoat, people shouted 'TAXI!'

SilviCor

Yo Mama's so stank, she's like the Pillbury dough boy . . . everybody poke her!