Non Traditional Christmas Songs

nbhobbes

Hey all,

Each year instead of sending out a Christmas card I send out a CD with some songs that are more funny than normal Holiday songs.. Here is where I'm running into a problem. I'm running out of awesomely evil songs to send out.. Here is what I've sent the last few years.. (I normally toss between 10-12 songs per year on a disc)

These are alphabetical and not in the order they ended up on the holiday CD

The Chaunkah Song - Adam Sandler
Elf's Lament - Barenaked Ladies
A Pirate's Christmas Wish - The Bilge Pumps
12 Days of Christmas - Bob and Dough McKenzie (From Strangebrew)
It's Christmas - Bouquet of Veal (Features teh line "**** you stupid homeless guy you ruined my jubiliation!)
Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Cheech & Chong
Soulful Christmas - James Brown
Christmas Christmas - Mojo Nixon
Little Drummer Boy - The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend (From teh Ventrue Bros.)
Fairytale of NY - The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend (From teh Ventrue Bros.)
Hardcandy Christmas - The Monarch with 21 and 24 (From the Venture Bros.)
Wonderful Christmastime 21 and 24 (From the Venture Brothers)
Christmas in Heaven - Monty Python
Patrick Swayze Christmas - From thh TV show Mystery Science Theater 3000
Merry Christmas if thats OK - From thh TV show Mystery Science Theater 3000
Holy ****! It's Christmas - Red Peters
Christmas in Hollis - RUN DMC
Christmas with the Devil - Spinal Tap
A Cold, Cold Christmas - Stephen Colbert
Nutmeg - Stephen Colbert & John Legend
Can I Interest You in Hannukah? - - Stephen Colbert and John Stewart
Little Dealer Boy - Stephen Colbert and Wilie Nelson
Christmas Card From A Hooker in Minnesota - Tom Waits
Shouldn't have Given him a Gun For Christmas - Wall of Voodoo
Christmas at Ground Zero - Weird Al
The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al

So does anyone know any other songs that aren't the normal chirstmas/holiday songs?

laarae

I don't know CD but there is "Chipmunks Roasting on an open fire"

k8blujay2

Twist of the Magi by SheDaisy and Rascal Flatts... that song makes me laugh every year!

ETA: the song is about a husband and wife that sell each others favorite things in order to buy something "for" each other..

TylerJ76

12 Pains Of Christmas

nbhobbes

Also forgot the following

Merry Christmas I don't wann fight tonigh by the Ramones.
Christmas is Interesting by John Coulton
Christmas Night of the Living Dead by Mxpx

_Calvin_

Grandma got run over by a raindeer by elmo and patsy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw