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MFP makes me spend too much...

Pspetal
Pspetal Posts: 426 Member
edited January 3 in Chit-Chat
...on toilet paper!!

It says drink 12 glasses of water, but it doesn't take into consideration the amount of toilet paper I have to use each time I go pee! And now, I have to go a LOT!! D@mn you mfp for making me spend!

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  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • gotogirl81
    gotogirl81 Posts: 278 Member
    first world problems.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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  • Heather_Rider
    Heather_Rider Posts: 1,159 Member
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    just peed from laughing...

    Now i have to wipe again!!

    :laugh:
  • Pspetal
    Pspetal Posts: 426 Member
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    Maybe you count it as 2-5 calories if you wipe back and forth a few times...?
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
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  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
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    Nope, cause now I just messed myself and need to find the paper towel. So thanks.
  • spikefoot
    spikefoot Posts: 419
    Be careful who you talk to urine about...just saying...
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Great. So know I get to walk around with this bacon strip up the back of my pants. Hey look! I got a racing stripe.
  • Rhia55
    Rhia55 Posts: 247
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    ROFLMFAO!!!!!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Omg take this down.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Holy f--k.


    *dies*
  • Pspetal
    Pspetal Posts: 426 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I think I just peed a little!
  • firelle
    firelle Posts: 118 Member
    I love this thread.

    I peed a little laughing :(:blushing:
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    Between the excessive toilet paper expense and the lack of sleep from going to the bathroom 2-3 times a night, I'm not sure MFP is as good for me as I thought. Isn't (financial) stress and lack of rest counterproductive?
  • steve1686
    steve1686 Posts: 346 Member
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  • Pspetal
    Pspetal Posts: 426 Member
    Between the excessive toilet paper expense and the lack of sleep from going to the bathroom 2-3 times a night, I'm not sure MFP is as good for me as I thought. Isn't (financial) stress and lack of rest counterproductive?

    Exactly!! You understand me! :flowerforyou:
  • Sweetpea472
    Sweetpea472 Posts: 229 Member
    OMG This thread is hysterical! Thanks for giving me a good laugh today! :laugh:
  • morningmud
    morningmud Posts: 477 Member
    I get so tired of peeing! However, if I saw that spider on the tp, I would just have to wet my pants as I ran screaming.
  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
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    omg! who thinks these things up??? I don't know whether to laugh or be grossed out! lol :laugh:
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    Between the excessive toilet paper expense and the lack of sleep from going to the bathroom 2-3 times a night, I'm not sure MFP is as good for me as I thought. Isn't (financial) stress and lack of rest counterproductive?

    Exactly!! You understand me! :flowerforyou:

    :wink:
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