My Ode To Diary Nazis

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MouthyMatthewCHANGED
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This makes more sense to UK users due to some of the references in it :tongue:

Ode To A Diary Nazi

Eat less sugar! Eat fewer carbs!
Cut out your bingo wings! Tone up your arms!
Don’t eat your cals back. Try eating half!
You eat processed pasta?? You’re having a giraffe!!

So many opinions. Advice that conflicts.
It causes confusion so none of it sticks.
Listen up, diary Nazis, my meals are my own!
I’ll eat what I like and remain ‘In The Zone’.

What works for one might not work for another,
As Zoe said to Cat “You ain’t my mother!”
I’ll tread my own path in my quest to be thin,
So do me a favour and wind your neck in!
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  • randysbombshellgirl
    randysbombshellgirl Posts: 338 Member
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    That is a funny way to start the day. Yes a few things were over my head but still got the message and could not agree mire.
  • Irish_Eyes81
    Irish_Eyes81 Posts: 808 Member
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    lol loved it... although not from the UK I completely get what you are saying :)
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
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    Brilliant! XD
  • dcurzon
    dcurzon Posts: 653 Member
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    "you're not my mum!!!"


    "YES I AM!!!!! - oops!"
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
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    Okay. I pretty much loved this.
  • sin485
    sin485 Posts: 125 Member
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    This makes more sense to UK users due to some of the references in it :tongue:

    Ode To A Diary Nazi

    Eat less sugar! Eat fewer carbs!
    Cut out your bingo wings! Tone up your arms!
    Don’t eat your cals back. Try eating half!
    You eat processed pasta?? You’re having a giraffe!!

    So many opinions. Advice that conflicts.
    It causes confusion so none of it sticks.
    Listen up, diary Nazis, my meals are my own!
    I’ll eat what I like and remain ‘In The Zone’.

    What works for one might not work for another,
    As Zoe said to Cat “You ain’t my mother!”
    I’ll tread my own path in my quest to be thin,
    So do me a favour and wind your neck in!

    lmfao thats awesome!
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
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    funny !
  • MouthyMatthewCHANGED
    MouthyMatthewCHANGED Posts: 85
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    "you're not my mum!!!"


    "YES I AM!!!!! - oops!"

    Indeed! :-D
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
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    LOL I like this. So true about the conflicting advice.
  • _Wits_
    _Wits_ Posts: 1,286 Member
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    Ha! Love this :)
  • Cranktastic
    Cranktastic Posts: 1,517 Member
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    HA!
  • AmberLee2012
    AmberLee2012 Posts: 540
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  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    Cute. Have a great day. :)

    *this is why my diary is kuh-losed*
  • nygrl4evr
    nygrl4evr Posts: 196 Member
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    LOL...thank you for my Friday morning laugh! Loved it!
  • sunnyside1213
    sunnyside1213 Posts: 1,205 Member
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    I don't open my diary either. Not interested in other peoples opinions of my food intake.
  • Clcleeds2012
    Clcleeds2012 Posts: 41
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    Love it! :laugh:
  • rlmadrid
    rlmadrid Posts: 694 Member
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    Awesome way to start my Friday
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
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    Excellent! Exactly why my diary is not open.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Lol - that was pretty good.

    My personal ode is as such:

    "Dear Grammar Nazis
    Have a Coke
    And a smile
    And shut the *kitten* up"

    It doesn't rhyme or nuffink. It's a work in progress...
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
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    *high five*

    Loved this!

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