Marry your bro?

FitBeto
FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
Funny story.

Not so sober conversation with my good friend of 5 years led to me realizing that he was an illegal immigrant. Since gay marriage has been passed, I would totally marry that guy for citizenship (or do the same rules apply lol). Regardless would you marry your best bro (or bfffl for women) if it meant he wouldn't have to leave back to Mehico (or wherever)

And as usual, 100% no homo.
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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    No.
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    There are so many reasons why this thread will be locked.

    So I shall dance a jig until it locks.
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    There are so many reasons why this thread will be locked.

    So I shall dance a jig until it locks.

    Is it because Jesus wouldn't approve? lol
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
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    haha whatever mang!
  • If I knew for a fact that I was never ever, ever, ever gonna get married to someone else, I don't see why I wouldn't.

    Sometimes you have to do crazy things to help/protect the people you love. In a platonic way. Because if it were romantic you would have probably done it for completely different reasons,
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    Only if he's a curlbro.
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    :laugh: but OF COURSE
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    Chupacabra?
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
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  • know_your_worth
    know_your_worth Posts: 481 Member
    Don't see why not. Marriage is a joke nowdays, at least there'd be a purpose for that one.
  • issystclaire
    issystclaire Posts: 113 Member
    If I never wanted to marry someone else, then yes. Though in my case it would be another women. I would love to be able to help a friend out in that way, only thing that would stop me is if it caused complications in my own life.
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    Don't see why not. Marriage is a joke nowdays, at least there'd be a purpose for that one.
    this :).
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
    hahahahahahaha
  • AimersBee
    AimersBee Posts: 775 Member
    Funny story.

    Not so sober conversation with my good friend of 5 years led to me realizing that he was an illegal immigrant. Since gay marriage has been passed, I would totally marry that guy for citizenship (or do the same rules apply lol). Regardless would you marry your best bro (or bfffl for women) if it meant he wouldn't have to leave back to Mehico (or wherever)

    And as usual, 100% no homo.

    so would you take it to the next level... the marriage police come to your house and say hey... "we need proof you're married and asks you to kiss one another"... would you then?!?! haha
  • KatKisses
    KatKisses Posts: 296 Member
    haha this
  • This. Exactly.
  • emtjmac
    emtjmac Posts: 1,320 Member
    So you had a drunken conversation with your friend that led to you telling him that you would totally marry him?
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    Funny story.

    Not so sober conversation with my good friend of 5 years led to me realizing that he was an illegal immigrant. Since gay marriage has been passed, I would totally marry that guy for citizenship (or do the same rules apply lol). Regardless would you marry your best bro (or bfffl for women) if it meant he wouldn't have to leave back to Mehico (or wherever)

    And as usual, 100% no homo.

    so would you take it to the next level... the marriage police come to your house and say hey... "we need proof you're married and asks you to kiss one another"... would you then?!?! haha

    Touche. And reminds me of Chuck and Larry haha
  • Adina81
    Adina81 Posts: 252 Member
    YEP. Do it,
    I applaud you for even considering it. Your and awesome person.
  • UnoDrea3732
    UnoDrea3732 Posts: 342 Member
    LOL! I think even if you marry him he would not be a legal citizen until he passes his citizenship test. Which, by the way, I've heard is hard!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    Don't see why not. Marriage is a joke nowdays, at least there'd be a purpose for that one.

    i don't think my marriage is a joke. I think that there are marriages that are jokes, though. i think that whether or not a marriage is a joke depends on the people in it.


    that's a pretty broad brush you have there.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    I agree, 100%.

    OP, no one is going to judge. Be proud.
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    YEP. Do it,
    I applaud you for even considering it. Your and awesome person.

    Awesome yes, and apparently slightly gay despite dropping the all mighty no homo bomb haha
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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  • AimersBee
    AimersBee Posts: 775 Member
    Funny story.

    Not so sober conversation with my good friend of 5 years led to me realizing that he was an illegal immigrant. Since gay marriage has been passed, I would totally marry that guy for citizenship (or do the same rules apply lol). Regardless would you marry your best bro (or bfffl for women) if it meant he wouldn't have to leave back to Mehico (or wherever)

    And as usual, 100% no homo.

    so would you take it to the next level... the marriage police come to your house and say hey... "we need proof you're married and asks you to kiss one another"... would you then?!?! haha

    Touche. And reminds me of Chuck and Larry haha


    hahaha oh yeah, i knew i got that thought from some where..
  • Only if he's a curlbro.

    Win :drinker:
  • pixtotts
    pixtotts Posts: 552 Member
    i dont ever plan on getting married so sure why not
    they would have to promise to be my bestest friend forever and do all the washing up though... :S
  • graywi123
    graywi123 Posts: 19 Member
    I am naturalized and the test is not hard. However becoming a citizen is difficult (due to the bureaucracy) and expensive.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    So, instead of finding a girl to marry your dude friend, you mind first and foremost goes to marrying him yourself?
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