Don't you hate it when....

AnnaMC1977

Very odd question but...;

When you really have to pee, you go to the bathroom, sit down, and just before you start your business..someone comes into the next stall and you simply canNOT pee. I hate that!!!!!!!!! Every single time this happens! And I have to go SO BAD, and CAN'T b/c there is someone else in the same bathroom.

Dub_D

n0ob

can't say I'm the same.

I like to cross streams at a public urinal...

runfatmanrun

can't say I'm the same.

I like to cross streams at a public urinal...

I thought I recognized you

casey882

Very odd question but...;

When you really have to pee, you go to the bathroom, sit down, and just before you start your business..someone comes into the next stall and you simply canNOT pee. I hate that!!!!!!!!! Every single time this happens! And I have to go SO BAD, and CAN'T b/c there is someone else in the same bathroom.

Dam was that u in the next stall sorry lmao

elenathegreat

Never happened to me...grew up in a very large family, I was lucky when I actually had the bathroom to myself...

know_your_worth

I thought I was the only one!! LOL I always get embarrassed about that. I can only pee if I'm the only one in the bathroom (the small two stall bathrooms) I notice nobody who's in the other stall ever seems to have that problem.

:laugh:

holeshottdr

can't say I'm the same.

I like to cross streams at a public urinal...

Me too, but I make make awkward long eye contact...

Dub_D

Is it because you don't want them to hear you pee? or you do want them to hear you pee so they don't think you're pooping and you get all nervous so no pee comes out?

AimersBee

Is it because you don't want them to hear you pee? or you do want them to hear you pee so they don't think you're pooping and you get all nervous so no pee comes out?

hahahaha i was thinking that

martymays

I'll tell you what I hate. It happened this past Saturday night. I was in a very busy store when mother nature called. So I hurry to the restroom and no one was in there, thankfully because I could tell this was gong to be one of those loud ones. While sitting in my stall, minding my own business, this person comes in and I hear them cough. I thought to myself "That don't sound like a man." Then this person goes in the stall next to me. I can see the shoes and thought "Those don't look like men's shoes". Then this person sits to pee. I'm kinda laughing at her for going in the men's room, when two more women come in chatting with each other. That's when it hit me. "She's not in the wrong restroom! I am!" It took forever, but finally there was no one but me and one lady in there, and she was in another stall, so I was able to sneak out without getting caught.

HiKaren

Kerrr-plunk! Did you mention the "Ker-Plunks" ??

Does this also pertain to number twos? Or only the number ones??

FlyByJuly

I'll tell you what I hate. It happened this past Saturday night. I was in a very busy store when mother nature called. So I hurry to the restroom and no one was in there, thankfully because I could tell this was gong to be one of those loud ones. While sitting in my stall, minding my own business, this person comes in and I hear them cough. I thought to myself "That don't sound like a man." Then this person goes in the stall next to me. I can see the shoes and thought "Those don't look like men's shoes". Then this person sits to pee. I'm kinda laughing at her for going in the men's room, when two more women come in chatting with each other. That's when it hit me. "She's not in the wrong restroom! I am!" It took forever, but finally there was no one but me and one lady in there, and she was in another stall, so I was able to sneak out without getting caught.

Hahahaha! This is the greatest thing I've heard/read all day! You win!!!!:drinker: :drinker: :laugh: :laugh:

Tony_Brewski

can't say I'm the same.

I like to cross streams at a public urinal...

I thought I recognized you

Was that you guys the other day? How ya doin? Ever get that rash taken care of?

Krizzo87

*gasp* People might think you go to the bathroom like every other human being.... :noway:

jg627

When you're in the stall next to someone is when you're supposed to play dueling a$$es. I sat in the stall next to someone and let him know I was up for the challenge by emptying out my bladder first. He then drew first blood with a pbpbpbpt. So I responded in kind. I then took the initiative and released a pbpbpbt and a chunky Ker-plop, which he followed up with the same. I continued the onslaught with everything I had left; brrraaaaap. He did the same. Then the initiative was his and he struck me with one more blow; pwwweert. I did the only thing I could do at this point. I conceded victory, "Victory is yours, worthy adversary. Thou hast defeated me before god."

beccannes

I'll tell you what I hate. It happened this past Saturday night. I was in a very busy store when mother nature called. So I hurry to the restroom and no one was in there, thankfully because I could tell this was gong to be one of those loud ones. While sitting in my stall, minding my own business, this person comes in and I hear them cough. I thought to myself "That don't sound like a man." Then this person goes in the stall next to me. I can see the shoes and thought "Those don't look like men's shoes". Then this person sits to pee. I'm kinda laughing at her for going in the men's room, when two more women come in chatting with each other. That's when it hit me. "She's not in the wrong restroom! I am!" It took forever, but finally there was no one but me and one lady in there, and she was in another stall, so I was able to sneak out without getting caught.

Ok that is funny! LOL

Irish_Eyes81

When I have to go... I go... the thing that gets me is when they try to make conversation.....