Do this cleanse with me!
llaurenmarie
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Rub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
While hopping on your right foot
And gulping a gallon of canola oil
6x a day!
While hopping on your right foot
And gulping a gallon of canola oil
6x a day!
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That's IT?? That's the secret??
COUNT ME IN!0 -
We can hop on over to cleanse-land right now!That's IT?? That's the secret??
COUNT ME IN!0 -
We can hop on over to cleanse-land right now!That's IT?? That's the secret??
COUNT ME IN!
I think I've already lost 2 pounds with the first round! It's a MIRACLE!0 -
Count me in!!!0
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Rub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
While hopping on your right foot
And gulping a gallon of canola oil
6x a day!
Can't. I'm left footed *gets sad, kicks rocks with his left foot*0 -
hop hop hop!Count me in!!!
Remember to poop 12 times in a day before doing this to make sure it's effective0 -
Don't worry just scratch your butt insteadRub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
While hopping on your right foot
And gulping a gallon of canola oil
6x a day!
Can't. I'm left footed *gets sad, kicks rocks with his left foot*0 -
only if you saw it on Dr. Oz...0
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Rub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
While hopping on your right foot
And gulping a gallon of canola oil
6x a day!
Oh my god, great idea!
I will start as soon as I finish my spot reduction - trying not to get too bulky...0 -
Dr. Oz invented it, Billy Mays(RIP) promoted it..only if you saw it on Dr. Oz...0 -
I went overboard on my right forearm, looking like PopeyeRub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
While hopping on your right foot
And gulping a gallon of canola oil
6x a day!
Oh my god, great idea!
I will start as soon as I finish my spot reduction - trying not to get too bulky...0 -
hop hop hop!Count me in!!!
Remember to poop 12 times in a day before doing this to make sure it's effective
I figured that was what we were drinking all that oil for.
Do you think taking Alli and drinking Pepsi Special will interfere?0 -
:laugh:0
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Anyone else get explosive diarrhea with this cleanse? No. Just me? :sick:0
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I live in Canada. Do I gulp 3.8L for a US gallon, or 4.54L for an Imperial gallon?
Also, I lost my left nostril during a tragic weekend that involved peach schnapps, a girl names Sue and box of matches, so I'm going to have to use my right nostril for the first step...0 -
For 40 days? Or is it a 3 day cleanse?0
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You're not alone :drinker:0
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It's a lifetime cleanse..For 40 days? Or is it a 3 day cleanse?0 -
Imperial and don't bother, it won't work on the right nostrilI live in Canada. Do I gulp 3.8L for a US gallon, or 4.54L for an Imperial gallon?
Also, I lost my left nostril during a tragic weekend that involved peach schnapps, a girl names Sue and box of matches, so I'm going to have to use my right nostril for the first step...0 -
Imperial and don't bother, it won't work on the right nostrilI live in Canada. Do I gulp 3.8L for a US gallon, or 4.54L for an Imperial gallon?
Also, I lost my left nostril during a tragic weekend that involved peach schnapps, a girl names Sue and box of matches, so I'm going to have to use my right nostril for the first step...
Son of a ....0 -
I immediately thought of Tommy Boy.. LOVE
Imperial and don't bother, it won't work on the right nostrilI live in Canada. Do I gulp 3.8L for a US gallon, or 4.54L for an Imperial gallon?
Also, I lost my left nostril during a tragic weekend that involved peach schnapps, a girl names Sue and box of matches, so I'm going to have to use my right nostril for the first step...
Son of a ....0 -
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only if you saw it on Dr. Oz...
As a matter of fact, I did see this on Dr. Oz. The one where he said Alpha Lipoic acid would help melt belly fat!0 -
Sorry Mod!Topic moved to Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games.0 -
It has been so much easier to poo after downing all that oil! Thanks Laurenmarie :drinker:0
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Rub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
While hopping on your right foot
And gulping a gallon of canola oil
6x a day!
Oh my gosh!!! You guys are hilarious. Does this work if you have a cold? Can I just eat a can of Crisco?:drinker:0 -
NO SUBSTITUTIONS :explode:Rub preparation H on the inside of your left nostril
While hopping on your right foot
And gulping a gallon of canola oil
6x a day!
Oh my gosh!!! You guys are hilarious. Does this work if you have a cold? Can I just eat a can of Crisco?:drinker:0 -
Poo 12 times before the oil! The oil is so your intestines follow suit (;It has been so much easier to poo after downing all that oil! Thanks Laurenmarie :drinker:
Who needs all the pounds those vital organs put on ya?!0
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