I just commited the ultimate multi layered sin

AlsDonkBoxSquat
AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
in Food and Nutrition
1) I bought a salad
2) I picked off all the bacon
3) I picked off as much of the cheese as I could

What am I going to do?!?

Replies

  • bushidowoman
    bushidowoman Posts: 1,599 Member
    Pass them over here...I'll put them on my salad.
  • ImprovingEla
    ImprovingEla Posts: 396 Member
    Pat yourself on the shoulder for being healthy???:tongue:
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Well that's a sad salad :(
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    What do you have against cheese and bacon? Everything in moderation...
  • xiofett
    xiofett Posts: 138 Member
    1) I bought a salad
    2) I picked off all the bacon
    3) I picked off as much of the cheese as I could

    What am I going to do?!?

    You... You wasted bacon???

    I'm gonna go cry now.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    1) I bought a salad
    2) I picked off all the bacon
    3) I picked off as much of the cheese as I could

    What am I going to do?!?

    oh unlike everyone else I read it as you only ate the bacon and cheese....

    i was going to applaud you.
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    Now it's just a pile of lettuce. :sad:
  • FitBeto
    FitBeto Posts: 2,121 Member
    WHEN I DIE I WANT TO DIE FROM SOMEONE PUTTING BACON IN MY HOSPITAL IV.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    I know, I keep looking in the trash thinking "sad panda" but I just wasn't . . . in the mood . . . how does that happen?!?
  • MelisMusing
    MelisMusing Posts: 421 Member
    1) I bought a salad
    2) I picked off all the bacon
    3) I picked off as much of the cheese as I could

    What am I going to do?!?

    You... You wasted bacon???

    I'm gonna go cry now.

    Me too! :sad:
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    1) I bought a salad
    2) I picked off all the bacon
    3) I picked off as much of the cheese as I could

    What am I going to do?!?

    oh unlike everyone else I read it as you only ate the bacon and cheese....

    i was going to applaud you.

    I read it this way too. :-P
  • hdjjones
    hdjjones Posts: 130 Member
    Stop ordering those toppings on your salad.:wink:
  • tommygirl15
    tommygirl15 Posts: 1,012 Member
    Waste of money, weren't there salad options without bacon and cheese?
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    Stand in the corner for 10 minutes and think hard about what you did.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Now it's just a pile of lettuce. :sad:

    To be fair I left the "cajun chicken" and added the "cajun ranch dressing" . . . but I'm still ashamed of myself.
  • gauchogirl
    gauchogirl Posts: 467 Member
    ha ha, I bought a ready made salad yesterday, then ADDED bacon, walnuts and feta cheese. We're from different planets!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    ha ha, I bought a ready made salad yesterday, then ADDED bacon, walnuts and feta cheese. We're from different planets!

    (applauds)!!!!!!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I know, I keep looking in the trash thinking "sad panda" but I just wasn't . . . in the mood . . . how does that happen?!?

    go to the ER. b/c i know that if i'm ever NOT in the mood for bacon and cheese? yeah, i have no pulse. so... go before your brain realizes...
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    You're pregnant.
  • Madholm
    Madholm Posts: 167
    That's the best part of a cobb salad!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    1) I bought a salad
    2) I picked off all the bacon
    3) I picked off as much of the cheese as I could

    What am I going to do?!?

    oh unlike everyone else I read it as you only ate the bacon and cheese....

    i was going to applaud you.

    This is exactly what I thought!
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    You're pregnant.

    No, that would be peanut butter and jelly sandwiches washed down with a bag of twizzlers used as straws. Seriously, when I was pregnant every day for the last 5 months I had 2 peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwiches and a pint of milk for lunch while slowly consuming twizzler "straws."
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Well, now I just want a PBJ sammich...
  • wolfchild59
    wolfchild59 Posts: 2,608 Member
    Hopefully you picked them off so that you could then enjoy their awesome taste after you finished your salad.
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    When she decided to become a vegetarian, the doctor prescribed lots and lots of bacon.

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