Vodka Christmas Cake

Kissybiz
Kissybiz Posts: 361 Member
in Food and Nutrition
Vodka Christmas Cake

1 cup sugar
1 tsp baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups dried fruit

Sample a cup of vodka to check the quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality, then repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the vodka is still OK. Try another cup, just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl, a piece at a time, trying to count it.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Check the vodka. Now **** shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar or somefink, whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.

((hiccup!))

Replies

  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    You had me at vodka. You lost me at everything else.
  • chalky182
    chalky182 Posts: 14
    You had me at vodka. You lost me at everything else.

    I second that :P
  • Melo1966
    Melo1966 Posts: 881 Member
    You had me at vodka. You lost me at everything else.

    I second that :P

    Third
  • Kissybiz
    Kissybiz Posts: 361 Member
    A friend sent that to me this morning. It cracked me up so much, I just thought I'd share. I'm sorry you didn't get it. :P
  • laural007
    laural007 Posts: 251 Member
    The only reason I opened this was cause of the word vodka :)

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