Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is so scary that when the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread
Disney made a Chuck Norris movie in 3D but had to pull it out of theatres. In the first scene Chuck does a roundhouse kick and all the people in the first 3 rows of the theatres were getting killed
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet on who was stronger. The loser has to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris died 10 years ago but the Grim Reaper is too scared to tell him
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread
Disney made a Chuck Norris movie in 3D but had to pull it out of theatres. In the first scene Chuck does a roundhouse kick and all the people in the first 3 rows of the theatres were getting killed
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet on who was stronger. The loser has to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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OMG THANKS I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH TODAY! THESE ARE GREAT KEEP THEM COMING!0
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Oh my. I certainly enjoyed these. Real rib-ticklers. Where do you come up with this stuff?
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These are awesome! I don't know who Chuck Norris is, but I can't stop chuckling! Did you make them up?0
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most come from my youngest child who has for soem reason become infatuated by Chuck.0
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Oh my. I certainly enjoyed these. Real rib-ticklers. Where do you come up with this stuff?
omg that pic is so cute where did you find it at?0 -
These are awesome! I don't know who Chuck Norris is, but I can't stop chuckling! Did you make them up?
He's an american martial arts guy from many years back who became an actor. He was in a couple Bruce Lee movies before Bruce died. Made a bunch of badass martial arts movies of his own and then did some normal stuff and had a TV show where he was a Texas Ranger (sort like a police officer). He's in his 60s now but is still a great fighter.0 -
most come from my youngest child who has for soem reason become infatuated by Chuck.0
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ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell Chuck Norris stories
Stare at an American flag long enough and a 3D image of Chuck Norris will appear.
Chuck Norris can hear lightning and see thunder
and my favorite- Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.0 -
most come from my youngest child who has for soem reason become infatuated by Chuck.
I posted a bunch on my BBS. Email me and I'll give you the dial up number. I've got it set with a 56k modem so the download speed is incredible.0 -
haha the Chuck Norris jokes are all over the interwebz can't believe you guys ain't seen em!
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These are awesome! I don't know who Chuck Norris is, but I can't stop chuckling! Did you make them up?
He's an american martial arts guy from many years back who became an actor. He was in a couple Bruce Lee movies before Bruce died. Made a bunch of badass martial arts movies of his own and then did some normal stuff and had a TV show where he was a Texas Ranger (sort like a police officer). He's in his 60s now but is still a great fighter.
Oh, thanks! I will Google him. I bet it will make the jokes even funnier. Do you have more?0 -
ok now i know this is a troll topic -_-0
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These are awesome! I don't know who Chuck Norris is, but I can't stop chuckling! Did you make them up?
He's an american martial arts guy from many years back who became an actor. He was in a couple Bruce Lee movies before Bruce died. Made a bunch of badass martial arts movies of his own and then did some normal stuff and had a TV show where he was a Texas Ranger (sort like a police officer). He's in his 60s now but is still a great fighter.
Oh, thanks! I will Google him. I bet it will make the jokes even funnier. Do you have more?
Sure, how many do you want? I can post them one at a time for you to create some sense of anticipation for you. That way you can have some extra time to think up your responses and practice them in the mirror to make sure you get full effects.
I love posters like you. You keep things lively.....0 -
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Post them all!0
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Chuck Norris is a douchepuppet who thinks we're all going to be plunged into darkness and despair because Obama was re-elected...
Oh wait, that's not a joke... that actually happened.0 -
Chuck Norris is a douchepuppet who thinks we're all going to be plunged into darkness and despair because Obama was re-elected...
Oh wait, that's not a joke... that actually happened.
What? Is that true?0 -
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Chuck Norris is a douchepuppet who thinks we're all going to be plunged into darkness and despair because Obama was re-elected...
Oh wait, that's not a joke... that actually happened.
Don't blame me when the sun goes out- I voted for Jill Stein.0 -
Chuck Norris is a douchepuppet who thinks we're all going to be plunged into darkness and despair because Obama was re-elected...
Oh wait, that's not a joke... that actually happened.
What? Is that true?
Unfortunately yes, he and Linda (his wife) were in a commercial supporting Romney's campaign, saying that id Obama was re-elected it would be the 'beginning of 1000 years of darkness' amongst other things.
It turns out he is quite the religious fanatic. Too bad such a badass had to turn out to be such a nutjob.0
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