Need some Running slogans/quotes

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  • mnstrpc
    mnstrpc Posts: 109
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    "Ask your doctor if getting off your *kitten* is right for you."

    "If we're both being chased by bears, I don't have to outrun the bear; I just have to outrun YOU."

    :)
  • lachesissss
    lachesissss Posts: 1,298 Member
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    If you're still in pain, run harder.

    If you aren't high, you aren't running enough.
  • LindaLou252
    LindaLou252 Posts: 106
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    bump :wink:
  • tr33p1g
    tr33p1g Posts: 85
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    I thought they said RUM!

    Ha ha, brilliant
  • DDsMrs
    DDsMrs Posts: 107 Member
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    I enjoyed reading everyone's posts on this topic. I'm running in my first *real* 5K this Sunday, the Jingle Bell Run for arthritis. Our team name is The Frosty Bites! Next year we are participating in the Dirty Girl Mud Run and I think I may use one of these on the back of our T-shirts! "If found on ground, please drag across finish line" LOVE IT!!!
  • LondonEliza
    LondonEliza Posts: 456 Member
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    Run like you ARE the zombie :)
  • cms721
    cms721 Posts: 179 Member
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    Will run for beer
    I run this town
    If you can read this Im not last

    The best one is definitely RULE #1 Cardio
  • Leigh_b
    Leigh_b Posts: 552 Member
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    Rule #1: Cardio


    Love this!
  • IntoTheSky
    IntoTheSky Posts: 390 Member
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    "Will run for chocolate."

    "Running: Cheaper than therapy"

    "I overtrain so, I can overeat!"

    "Kick assphalt"

    "Your pace or mine?"

    "Fast girls have good times."

    "Does this shirt make my butt look fast?"

    "The faster I get there, the faster I can start eating."

    "See **** Run. See Jane Run Faster."

    "I bust mine so I can kick yours!"

    "Running: Cheaper than plastic surgery."

    "Athletes run. Everyone else just plays games."

    "Why are all these people following me?"

    "Endorphins: Runners' drug of choice"

    "If found on ground, please drag to finish line."

    "I found my happy pace."

    "Pain now...beer later"

    "One more mile and the cake is history."

    "Running...because dieting is not an option."

    Back of shirt: "Like my shirt? After the race, I'll let you read the front."

    Back of shirt: "If you can read this, I'm just warming up."

    Back of shirt: If you want to come in second...follow me!

    "Didn't your mother warn you about fast women?"

    Back of shirt: "If you see me collapse, please hit 'Pause' on my Garmin."

    "Anyone can run a hundred meters, it's the next forty-two thousand and two hundred that count."

    "Obsessed is a word lazy people use to describe the dedicated."

    "If you wanna catch me, you got to be fast...if you wanna stay with me, you got to be good...if you wanna pass me...You've got to be kidding."
  • JennS19
    JennS19 Posts: 642 Member
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    Back of shirt: "If you see me collapse, please hit 'Pause' on my Garmin."



    Bwahahahaha love this
  • happycauseIride
    happycauseIride Posts: 536 Member
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    These are awesome.

    Mine is not run related, but one of MFP friends said one the other day that stuck with me...

    "Don't give up what you want most for what you want for a moment."
  • GBOGH_5
    GBOGH_5 Posts: 174 Member
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    Back of shirt: "If you see me collapse, please hit 'Pause' on my Garmin."

    ^^ This made me literally laugh out loud. A couple days ago I was running in the dark and tripped and fell over some construction materials. My first thought was "I need to hit pause or my pace is going to be off". Then once I hit pause, I checked myself out for damage!
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
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    The faster you run, the faster you're done!
  • Morethanwillpower12
    Morethanwillpower12 Posts: 74 Member
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    I really regret that run...said no one, ever! :)
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
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    I really want one for the Tough Mudder that says "I thought this was a 5K"

    Haha ooh my gosh, if you find it, I want one!!
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
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    I thought they said RUM!

    ^^ YES.
  • wender125
    wender125 Posts: 93 Member
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    iRun for chocolate.
  • tjs616
    tjs616 Posts: 51 Member
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    Everybody loved this shirt during my last half marathon:

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  • jtslim42
    jtslim42 Posts: 240
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    My favorite sign.... "Run like you're racing your ex-boyfriends new girlfriend"
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,471
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    My favorite sign.... "Run like you're racing your ex-boyfriends new girlfriend"

    :laugh:

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