Special Snowflake Syndrome

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A malady affecting a significant portion of the world's population wherein the afflicted will demand special treatment, conduct themselves with a ludicrous, unfounded sense of entitlement, and generally make the lives of everyone around them that much more miserable.

The danger of this disease is that the sufferers rarely, if ever, know that they have contracted it, and continue about their merry way under the assumption that EVERYONE ELSE is the problem.

This condition, if left untreated, can radically alter the carrier's demeanor, to include any of the following: a complete devolution to child-like behavior, temper tantrums, and/or fits of narcissistic rage.

When confronted with an individual suspected of harboring Special Snowflake Syndrome, one's best course of action is to run away. Further attempts at educating the carrier on the reality of their condition (e.g., quoting Tyler Durden: "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.") will likely prove futile, and potentially hazardous to the informer.



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My Quotes are the best! thanks for quoting me! just make sure Brett approves!

Why do people think I'm you?


And you Ohana.

Ohana!

Krys_140

It's only after we've lost everything that we are free to do anything.

^^^hmmm...

jenbit

MY sister has special snowflake syndrome. I would be willing to donate her to research into reversing this syndrome. No questions asked

EvgeniZyntx

Tyler Durden is WRONG. WRONG I SAY.

But how can someone with those abs be so wrong? Oh, the world is upside down!

Never be complete...

_Elemenopee_

MY sister has special snowflake syndrome. I would be willing to donate her to research into reversing this syndrome. No questions asked

We will take this into consideration down at the lab.

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Tyler Durden is WRONG. WRONG I SAY.

But how can someone with those abs be so wrong? Oh, the world is upside down!

Say what?!?

It's only after we've lost everything that we are free to do anything.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

laural007

Stop sucking me into these threads!! Gotta work, gotta work.....

ravengirl1611

I think I know several of these snowflakes!

No think about it - I know that I know several of these snowflakes - want to melt them all down and wash them down the drain.

lizziebeth1028

Too many carbs give you special snowflake syndrome..don't eat the carbs they're evil:noway:

ravengirl1611

You guys are so mean! The OP was just trying to share some information with you all. Gah - I can't believe the bullies on this site.

hmm - wasnt one of the symptoms of special snowflake syndrome a serious lack of sense of humor - me thinks this qualifies

SoDamnHungry

I am special, mainly because all you people are figments of my imagination.

You win just for being real. =(

girlykate143

I think I know several of these snowflakes!

...and they all work in the software industry.