Military Running Cadence

jefedesalto

So I hate running, but when I am forced to I like to use Military Cadence to keep myself motivated. Any Vets or family of Vets have any favorite run cadences? The one below is an all time favorite of mine.
Try to imagine a platoon of 40 paratroopers running past your window singing this.

Mama told Sally not to go downtown,
Just too many Paratroopers hangin' around,
Sally got the urge and she went anyway,
All she wore was a neglige,

Two months later all was well,
Four months later she began to swell,
Nine months later out it came,
A little baby Paratrooper swingin' a chain.


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Sally Sally don't say no
Down to the basement we will go

Slap your a** against the wall
here I come big ba**s and all

won't your mama be disgusted
when she finds your cherry busted

won't your daddy be surprised
when he sees that belly rise