Fast & Furious

jayce54321

A man comes home to his wife only to realize he had forgotten their wedding anniversary. The wife is furious and the man is truly apologetic. He begs for forgivingness and after several hours of giving the man hell, she relents saying that tomorrow there had better be something in the driveway that will go from 0 to 200 in 9 seconds. The next morning the woman wakes to find her husband had gone out. A couple of hours later she looks outside and sees a box in the driveway. She goes out and rips the wrapping from the box and peeks inside to find –a new bathroom scale.:explode: